Talk:Noel Fielding

Russell Brand Radioshow

 * No means yes in grasshopper language.


 * Let there be lamp!

New Woman Magazine, date unknown

 * Yeah, a lot of people think that [two men kissing is attractive.] My girlfriend is obsessed with it! When she gets drunk, she often tries to make me snog Julian [Barratt]. Or whoever is around.


 * I prefer women's company to men's. Men are very narrow and conditioned to behave in a certain way. Women are cooler about stuff.


 * [When asked how to keep men happy] Blow jobs.


 * [When asked about fake vs. real breasts] I have [felt fake ones.] Recently. Not on purpose, though. I don't mind either way, but I'm not into huge breasts. I prefer them petite.


 * [When asked if people think he and Julian Barratt are a couple] A lot of people want to think that. We found some gay porn, didn't we, Julian? [...] It was me sucking Julian's cock. Or was it him sucking mine? Anyway, it was really disturbing. So we may turn it into an episode in series three.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

 * I can't think of any song in the world now. That shows how I thick I am. Name of a song...no, pass, sorry!
 * That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.
 * I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously thought it was one of my mates mocking about.  So I was like, "Yeah, whatever."  And it was him, but I even went to him, "That's not even a good Irish accent!"
 * I wasn't trying to be cool [by hating Coldplay]. I genuinely hate Coldplay*