Talk:Paul Harvey

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 * Republicans always pull down the shades though there is seldom a reason. Democrats never pull down the shades though they always should.


 * "I'll tell you what let's do".


 * At Harvey House ...


 * My darling Angel ...


 * Young son Paul ...


 * Allllll right!


 * It's a ... a ... Tru ... Value!


 * You'll love...Jolly Time...popcorn!


 * C ... as in citrus ... Cal as in Calcium ... Cit-ri-cal.


 * Just when you thought it couldn't get better, it got better!


 * Don't settle for anything less than the very best!


 * When pitching a popular product, he is known to say, "People are ordering and re-re-re-ordering..."


 * When announcing a toll-free number, he is known to say "It's a free call!"


 * "Coffee's good for you, coffee's bad for you..." {followed by the latest conflicting medical or science announcement}


 * In Kansas City, little Jimmy Adams wanted a firecracker, but it's the wrong time of year. He found an empty metal CO2 canister and packed it full of kitchen matches, the kind that strike anywhere. To make a hole in the side for a fuse, he pounded in a steel nail. (Extended long pause) He was thirteen.
 * Listener recollection, from about 1962


 * Today's dumb criminal walked up to a bank teller in Swansea, Massachusetts, and demanded cash. When she told him he was at the wrong window, he fainted. Fainted! Then when police arrived to arrest the still-unconscious robber, they also found his getaway car...with the keys locked inside.
 * from one of his 2001 broadcasts


 * Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five.


 * If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.


 * Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains.
 * 2006 broadcast