Talk:Phil McGraw

"You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise" -Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007

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 * Are you kidding me?


 * I've been doing this over 30 years.


 * A man can't be 'just friends' with another woman. Period.


 * Awareness without action is worthless.


 * Are you doing what you're doing today because you want to do it, or because it's what you were doing yesterday?


 * Don't make me put your head in my blender.
 * In response to a man who was abusing his wife


 * Get real!


 * Have you read my book?


 * I want you to start living as a gay woman.


 * I'm gonna put some verbs in my sentences...


 * That dog don't hunt.
 * In response to weak excuses


 * How's that workin' for ya?


 * It ain't about you!


 * Are you just going to throw him under the bus?


 * [Person] has you on a marionette.


 * That is an absolute, drop dead dealbreaker.


 * This is gonna be a changing day in your life!


 * This relationship needs a hero.


 * Opinions are like asses, everybody got one.


 * We're never weaker than we're angry


 * What you need to do...


 * What are you thinking?


 * Ya think?!
 * To a guest finally recognizing the obvious.


 * You're a bright eyed and bushy tailed.


 * You're only lonely if you're not there for you.


 * You've got to change your life!
 * Advice given in most episodes.


 * "You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise"
 * Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007


 * Your feelings?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me!"  Just SHUTTUP!!   Why can't I fix any one of them?  Why am I so dumb and worthless?  Mama was right, mama was right!
 * Exerpt from intro to Scary Movie 4


 * No dog ever pee'd on a moving car.


 * You're a bitch!
 * This is gonna be a changing day in your life.
 * I want you to start living as a gay woman!
 * And I want you to start having a gay relationship!
 * Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say, "Y'know what? We've done everything we can do.  I am totally at peace with this, I don't haytcha, I don't resentcha, I -- I don't have any bad feelings or unfinished emotional business with you, I can say go and be well, and I'm gonna do the same thing."  Unless and until you can say that, you're not ready to get a divorce.
 * This relationship needs a hero!
 * How 'bout when this is over we go do a little "coke"?
 * Y'know, I didn't just come in on a load of turnips, I know that!
 * You know what? I'm not some "schmoe" here.


 * "You need to marry yo' baby mamma"
 * Advice given during a guest appearance on David Letterman Show when David announced to Dr. Phil that he was going to be a father
 * "Even a pancake has two sides"
 * Intervening in an argument
 * This ain't my first rodeo
 * Am I missin' somethin' here?
 * I'ma drunk pimp!

-- Javier MC 23:25, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

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