Talk:Redd Foxx

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 * When you see the hand writing on the wall, you're in the toilet.


 * What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.


 * I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
 * Variant: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

As Fred G. Sanford

 * You big dummy!


 * Lamont, when I die, it's not gonna be "Sanford and Son" no more; it's gonna be Nobody and Son.


 * This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!


 * My Elizabeth was as pure as the driven snow; and I am the only driver she ever had!


 * The name's Sanford. That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D, period.


 * I'm callin' you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.


 * How about I give you five across yo' lips?


 * Esther, you wouldn't want a drink, because you are a drink &mdash; a ZOMBIE!


 * I'm going to get my bud-nipper and start nipping some bud!


 * I tell you what I could use, new color TV.


 * I'm gonna put five of these where you sneeze.


 * Esther, warn me before you come in so I have a chance to cover all of the mirrors!