Talk:Robert Benchley

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 * Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.


 * Death ends a life, not a relationship.


 * Streets flooded. Please advise. (telegram to his editor upon arrival in Venice)


 * Law of Distinction: "There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."