Talk:The Addams Family (TV series)

Dialogue

 * Morticia: Black is such a happy color.




 * Gomez: Fixed her? But that doll doesn't have a head!
 * Wednesday: It's Marie Antoinette!




 * Morticia: Salt, pepper, or cyanide?




 * Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: You kids really live in this crumb box?
 * Wednesday Addams: We like it. It' so nice and eerie.




 * Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Dig?
 * Wednesday Addams: Only graves.
 * Rockland 'Rocky' Cartwright III: Oh, you break me up, sawed-off.



[Sam looks over Wednesday's little grave markers of famous people and characters who've died by beheading]
 * Sam Picasso: Little Red Riding Hood - 'she' didn't die.
 * Wednesday Addams: The way 'we' play it she does.

Catchphrases

 * Gomez: Tish! You know how wild I get when you speak French!
 * Lurch: You rang?
 * Uncle Fester [brandishing a rifle after a guest makes an insult]: Let me shoot him in the back! UDScott (talk) 19:25, 10 January 2022 (UTC)