Talk:Wendy Cope

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 * The day he moved out was terrible - That evening she went through hell. His absence wasn't a problem But the corkscrew had gone as well.
 * Loss


 * And happy families go to church and cheerily they mingle And the whole business is unbelievably dreadful, if you're single.
 * A Christmas Poem


 * My true love hath my heart and I have hers We swapped last Tuesday and felt quite elated But now whenever one of us refers To 'my heart' things get rather complicated.
 * Parody of Sir Philip Sidney


 * In April one seldom feels cheerful; Dry stones, sun and dust make me fearful; Clairvoyants distress me, Commuters depress me— Met Stetson and gave him an earful.
 * Parody of T. S. Eliot