Talk:Yacht rock

Removed unsourced quotes about web show, article is about a style of music
Starting cleanup requested in 2008. Articles about the show exist, but the show is much less notable than the phenomenon of yacht rock itself. HouseOfChange (talk) 19:26, 12 February 2024 (UTC)

Michael McDonald

 * "The smooth grooves of this song will make it to at least Number 2."


 * "You wanna come over? James Ingram and I are getting wasted and writing smooth music."


 * "What did you say? Yah mo' be there?"


 * "Kenny snuck into the studio to record a song for Hollywood? Dear God, I hope it's smooth!"

Kenny Loggins

 * "You're drowning in the past, Mike. But I've got your life vest right here: it's called the 80's, and it's gonna be around forever!"


 * "Fuck you! You're not Koko. Koko's dead as shit."
 * "When a friend is drowning in a sea of sadness, you don't just toss him a life vest, you swim one over to him."

Hollywood Steve

 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me relaxing in my music nook."


 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me basting some lamb shanks."


 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me taking a shit."


 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me attending the funeral of a loved one."


 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me murdering a homeless woman."


 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me making love."


 * "Oh hi! I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me becoming estranged from my spouse."


 * "Hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. I'm ready for you this time."

Gino Balzarelli/Gene Balboa

 * "Yo, Mike, you wanna take it up the ass, or take it to the streets?!"

John Oates

 * "Shut the fuck up! All of you, shut the fuck up! Hall and I will not stand idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit... music."


 * "Gino will get you anything you need: fame, fortune... vagina."


 * "Get your dick out of your heart! Do you even know what the kids on the street are listening to? Disco, motherfucker!"

Walter Becker

 * "Donald says, 'Koko's not truly dead until the smooth music is.'"

Donald Fagen

 * "Eat bat, prick!"

Steve Porcaro

 * "Alright Toto, I've done some research, and I've found out that the root chakra is my taint. That means she really wants to fuck me."
 * "Now, in the unlikely even that this plan should fail, I will turn to you, my brothers in Toto, to help me write a song so smooth and awesome that Rosanna Arquette will have no choice but to fuck my brains out."

Dr. Dre

 * "Come on Amnesia Jack, you're a Doobie Brother... Michael McDonald, one smooth motherfucker!"

HouseOfChange (talk) 19:02, 12 February 2024 (UTC)
 * "That's gonna be some good-ass banana bread."