Tank Girl (film)

Tank Girl is a 1995 motion picture based on English comic series drawn by Jamie Hewlett and written by Alan C. Martin. In 2033, justice rides a tank and wears lip gloss.

Tank Girl

 * It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.
 * Oh, I was just thinkin' about leavin' this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
 * You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"
 * [Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers.] Feelin' a little inadequate?
 * NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns… or I scrape off all her make-up. [She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust.] This might take me a really long time.
 * [as Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!

Dialogue

 * Tank Girl: [to Sergeant Small] Quit pickin' on my girlfriend!
 * [kisses Jet Girl]
 * Sergeant Small: Ugh... shit! God, that is..
 * [he leaves in disgust]
 * Jet Girl: Thanks, I think it worked.
 * Tank Girl: [grinning] What worked?


 * T-Saint: I say we kill 'em!
 * Donner: I say we hump 'em.
 * Booga: I say we eat crumpets and tea.
 * Deetee: Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "aye".
 * Rippers: Aye!
 * T-Saint: Shut up! Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea.


 * Tank Girl: Who'd you used to be?
 * T-Saint: A cop.
 * Tank Girl: Figures.


 * [to Tank Girl and Jet Girl]
 * Deetee: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
 * T-Saint: You fail, you die!
 * Donner: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
 * Booga: That's not in the plan.
 * Deetee, T-Saint, Donner: Why not?


 * Donner: And these are so you can hear us. [to Tank Girl] This one's for you. [to Jet Girl] And this one... I made especially for you. Let me help you put it on 'cause it's kinda tricky...
 * [Donner 'accidentally' drops it down her shirt and fumbles for it]
 * I'm sorry. How clumsy of me.
 * Jet Girl: Get off!
 * Donner: It was hard to clip on.


 * [Tank Girl and Jet Girl are captured and gassed with Nitrous Oxide by the Rippers.]
 * T-Saint: How much are they paying you?
 * Tank Girl:[laughing maniacally] Two dollars and fifteen cents!!


 * [Tank Girl and Booga are lying together]
 * Booga: See, it's one of Johnny Prophet's dreams. See how the people are all free, and the water just comes down from the sky and it don't cost nothin'. With flowers, and rainbows...
 * Tank Girl: It's beautiful...


 * [Jet Girl has a gun pointed at Small's head]
 * Sergeant Small: Fuck me...
 * Jet Girl: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to.