Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

 is a 2023 American computer-animated superhero film. The film stars, , Micah Abbey, Shamon Brown Jr, , , John Cena, , , , , Jackie Chan, , Austin Malone and. The film takes place as a reboot of the turtles wanting to be accepted by human society. They get their chance when human April O'Neil documents their attempt to stop a criminal mastermind known as Superfly, only to learn that the criminal and his gang are all mutants, who plan to mutate the world so mutants become the dominant species.


 * Directed by Jeff Rowe. Written by, , Jeff Rowe, and .

Leonardo

 * Master Splinter has given us a very important mission for tonight. The target is across the street. We must use stealth and cunning to infiltrate the human world and retrieve....
 * Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
 * I mean, it's 2023, Mikey.
 * I would love to have a champagne brunch with Tom Brady.
 * We've prepared our whole lives for this.
 * We eat danger for breakfast.

Raphael

 * Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!
 * Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!
 * Just stop talking! You're ruining my concentration.
 * Well, nothing we can do. You guys wanna grab a pizza?
 * If you're in high school you can totally hijack a parade.
 * I'm awesome.

Donatello

 * You're fine, chill. He's going to die.
 * I can't believe there are other mutants, like us!
 * We take out Superfly, and everyone will think we're cool. They'll accept us!
 * You are really driving these metaphors to the ground.

Michelangelo

 * Hey, why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?
 * You ratted us out!
 * Can we explain this over some pizza?
 * Hey, guys. If we weren't monsters that were shunned by society, and we could do what we wanted, what would you guys do?

Splinter

 * [from trailer] 1 day, and 15 years ago, everything changed. We was covered in this ooze someone dumped in the sewers. Whatever this ooze was, it transformed us. It was weird, but we became a family.
 * My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo, honor.
 * Hey! Don't use that word that way.
 * [When a TCRI guard calls him Ratatouille] Don't call me Ratatouille.

April O'Neil

 * This is insane. Turtle. Mutant. Karate. Teens. I want to know everything about you.
 * [from trailer] So you were baby turtles, who've made contact with mystery goo.
 * Maybe you're not the only one who wants to be heroes so people like them.
 * [upon seeing Superfly's Gang of Mutants] Oh my God I'm going to win a daytime Emmy.
 * Sorry, am I supposed to film all the stuff you do? Because a lot of it is dumb.

Superfly

 * Six in the morning police at my door.
 * Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
 * [from trailer] You want to roll with us? Humans are never going to like us. So I decided to kill all the humans and let the mutants rule the earth.
 * Man, I almost thought you were cool. See you in hell turtles.
 * [Ray Fillet is singing a sad song] Ray Fillet, shut your mouth! If I wanted to listen to something sad, I'd go listen to some damn John Legend or something, man!
 * [When the turtles suggest that they may not be on board with the plan to kill all humans] Well that would mean......That I was wrong about you. [ominous pauses] And ya'll not as cool as I thought you were. And that right there, piss me off! [stomps out a fire hydrant]
 * [After mutating into Super Duper Fly] Oh hell yeah! Look at me. Look at me! I ain't just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly! [chuckles] That's Missy Elliot, super duper fly.
 * [when telling the turtles his and the other mutant's origins; Leo and Donnie say that Splinter hide them from the world] Well not me. That sound like a punk choice. Know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the earth.

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 * Donnie: What?!
 * [Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late]
 * Splinter: Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
 * [the Turtles explain that they were shopping; they try to go to their rooms]
 * Splinter: [suspicious] Wait... you said you were going shopping, then you'd come right back. Where were you?
 * [The Turtles then make up numerous excuses]
 * Leo: Sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to catch a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
 * Donnie, Mikey, and Raph: LEO!!
 * Splinter: Watch a movie?! With the HUMANS?! [he shudders]
 * Mikey: You ratted us out!
 * Splinter: Hey! Don't use that word that way.
 * [Leo, Raph and Donnie join in on the chastising]
 * Mikey: Sorry, dad.




 * Leo: GO!
 * Raph: Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!
 * Donnie: [concerned] You have a rage problem, Raph.
 * Raph: It's not a problem! [trips and accidentally throws one of his sai, which ends up in Donnie's leg. Donnie screams]
 * Leo: OH MY GOD! Oh my-I'm gonna be sick...
 * Mikey: Leo, what happened?! Is Donnie bleeding?
 * Donnie: It's still in my leg!
 * Raph: It was an accident!
 * Leo : Mikey, WATCH OUT!




 * Mikey: Uh-oh!
 * [the turtles are on a rooftop]
 * Raph: Lob it up. Lob it up! [Mikey then throws a watermelon upwards, which Raph cuts with one of Leo's katanas]
 * Mikey: That was sick!
 * Raph: Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!
 * [cut to Mikey holding a watermelon with his crudley drawn face on it]
 * Mikey: I'm kinda nervous, guys!
 * Donnie: You're fine, chill! [to himself] He's gonna die.
 * Mikey: Why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?
 * Donnie: Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with "Hey Arnold!".
 * Raph: Stop talking, you're ruining my concentration!



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 * [The Turtles are waiting for Superfly to arrive, when a low-riding car, a monster truck, and a motorcycle pull in]
 * Raph: Oh man, they're gonna be so scared when they see that they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
 * [Then, a warthog mutant, Bebop, steps out of the monster truck, holding a boombox. He turns it on, and "Wake up in the Sky" by Bruno Mars, Kodak Black, and Gucci Mane starts playing. A rhino mutant, Rocksteady, then steps off of the motorcycle. The two mutants vibe to the song]
 * April O'Neil: Oh my god, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
 * [The Turtles then panic in the van while another mutant, a bipedal housefly with a pincer for his right hand steps out, also vibing to the song. The turtles then realize that, as more mutants step out of the other vehicles, this is Superfly.]
 * Superfly: Yo. C'mon team. Let's get the goods. [He leaps onto the van and breaks the windshield. The Turtles scream.] Yo! [The Turtles scream again] What? [The Turtles scream again] Ya'll some little tortoises, huh? Look at you! Damn! Ya'll adorable, man. Bad Bernie, got some turtles on the payroll.
 * Leo: [stammers] We're not with Bernie, we're here to find you.
 * Donnie: I can't believe that there are more mutants! Like us!
 * Superfly: This is wild! Like, this is crazy! Wait, let me guess, 15 years ago, right, some sludge was dumped in a sewer, and y'all came from that.
 * Raph: Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.
 * Leo: Its like more-- It's just nicer sounding
 * Raph: It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. [the Turtles then repeat the word "ooze"]
 * Leo: It's nice, right? It's ooze.
 * Superfly: Damn! Ooze. I like that. I like ooze. So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. So, technically, we cousins.
 * [The turtles are excited over their new cousins]
 * Mikey: I've always wanted a cousin!
 * Superfly: Well look at ya now, ya got a bunch. I'm so sorry, I didn't introduce my peeps. [points to Bebop and Rocksteady] This is Bebop and Rocksteady.
 * Bebop: Hey, what'cha lookin' at, punks?
 * Rocksteady: Yeah bro, what'cha lookin' at?
 * Superfly: [points to a mutant bat] Right here we got Wingnut.
 * Wingnut: Hi! Wing-wave!
 * Superfly: [points to mutant manta-ray] This is Ray Fillet.
 * Ray Fillet: [singing] Ray Fillet... [holds note]
 * Superfly: Stop singing, fool! Say your name right.
 * Ray Fillet: Uh...Ray Fillet.
 * Superfly: [points to mutant crocodile] Leatherhead.
 * Leatherhead: [in Australian accent] Ah, g'day fellas!
 * Superfly: [points to a small mutant bullfrog] That's Ghenghis Frog.
 * [the Turtles make baby sounds at how small Ghenghis Frog is]
 * Ghenghis Frog: [in a shockingly adult voice] Don't patronize me.
 * Superfly: We still working on the name. [to Ghengis Frog] Yo, your name is whack, man! [points to a mutant cockroach] This is ScumBug. She only speaks vermin.
 * ScumBug: [blabbers]
 * [the Turtles recoil in disgust]
 * Superfly: Lastly, [points to a mutant gecko] this is Mondo Gecko.
 * Mondo Gecko: Wassup, bros? [he hugs the Turtles]
 * Mikey: This one seems nice. I like his vibe!
 * Mondo: I like your vibe!
 * Mikey: I like your vibe!
 * Mondo: I like your vibe!
 * Mikey: I like your vibe!
 * Mondo: Digging your vibe!
 * Mondo and Mikey: I like your vi-ibe!
 * Superfly: Mondo, quit hugging everybody!



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 * Superfly: My earliest memory was my dad telling me he was lonely. He just wanted a family, man. [Baxter Stockman shows a baby Superfly his siblings in ooze canisters] That's why he created us. [the TCRI security team barges in] That's when the place he worked for sent the ops to take him out. [Baby Superfly takes the canisters containing his siblings to an abandoned shipyard] I ran away with my little siblings and took care of them.
 * Bebop: He did a great job!
 * Rocksteady: Sure did.
 * Bebop: We're very well adjusted!
 * Superfly: And we thought, "Yeah, these humans killed our dad, but maybe, just maybe, they not all bad." So one night, we hit the town. [The mutants walk toward a food vendor, who screams and slams his door shut. Cut to the mutants running through an alley] It didn't go well. There was even one dude who wouldn't stop chasing us. He wanted to kill us!
 * Leo: Oh my God! That-That's what happened to us!
 * Donnie: That's when our dad made us live in the sewer for our entire lives!
 * Superfly: Well, not me. That sounds like a punk choice. Y'know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [he slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [he crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! [The ketchup splatters on the Turtles and Scumbug] That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the Earth.
 * April: That's bad! That's very bad... for me.



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Cast

 * Nicolas Cantu — Leonardo
 * Brady Noon — Raphael
 * Micah Abbey — Donatello
 * Shamon Brown Jr. — Michelangelo
 * Jackie Chan — Splinter
 * Ayo Edebiri — April O'Neil
 * Maya Rudolph — Cynthia Utrom
 * Ice Cube — Superfly
 * Seth Rogen — Bebop
 * John Cena — Rocksteady
 * Rose Byrne — Leatherhead
 * Natasia Demetriou — Wingnut
 * Austin Malone — Ray Fillet
 * Hannibal Buress — Genghis Frog
 * Paul Rudd — Mondo Gecko
 * Giancarlo Esposito — Dr. Baxter Stockman