Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 2)

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Return of the Shredder

 * Bebop: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!
 * Rocksteady: And away we go!
 * [Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]
 * Rocksteady: Why'd you do that?
 * Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!

The Incredible Shrinking Turtle

 * Leonardo: Head for the high ground!
 * Donatello: [trying to reach up] Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high. [the Turtles get washed away]
 * Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water!
 * Raphael: Just keep telling me that!

It Came from Beneath the Sewers

 * Dark-Haired Boy: I wonder where that lady with the three dollars went.
 * Red-Haired Boy: Yeah. This thing's starting to get heavy.
 * Shredder: I'll be happy to take it off your hands.
 * Red-Haired Boy: Hey! Where'd you come from?
 * Shredder: If you must know, from Dimension X, in a far-off galaxy.
 * Red-Haired Boy: You don't scare us, Mister. We’ve seen every episode of Star Trek.
 * Dark-Haired Boy: That's right. Now give that thing back.

The Mean Machines

 * O.M.N.S.S.: Greetings.
 * Shredder: Who or what, are you?
 * O.M.N.S.S.: I am O.M.N.S.S. Omnipotent Multiprocessing Nexus Sub-universal sentience.
 * Stockman: A thinking machine.
 * Shredder: Artificial Intelligence?
 * Stockman: Hmph! I prefer the real thing.
 * O.M.N.S.S.: A disbeliever, eh?
 * Shredder: Parlour tricks! Those are of no use to me.
 * O.M.N.S.S.: This is nothing compared to what I am capable of doing! With a stronger power source, I could control every machine in this city.
 * Shredder: Then you shall have it, my friend. You shall have it!

Curse of the Evil Eye

 * Shredder: [destroying punch-bag] Those blasted Turtles! Because of them I've lost the helmet!
 * Baxter: I think I have the solution to your problem Master.
 * Shredder: Not now! If Krang finds out about this…
 * Baxter: But Master, I…
 * Shredder: I said "silence" you blithering fool, I'm thinking! I can't be bothered with your ridiculous toys at a time like this!
 * Baxter: [muttering to himself] Ridiculous toys, hmm? [he puts the Sarnothometer in his pocket and leaves]
 * Shredder: Now, stop wasting my time with those idiotic inventions of yours! Baxter? Baxter, where are you? BAXTER?!


 * Blodgett: I can turn this gold watch into lots of gold. Piles of gold! (nothing happens) Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not?
 * Baxter: Because you're an idiot, that's why!

Splinter No More

 * Mr. Thompson: April, get in here.


 * April: I'm not that bad.

New York's Shiniest

 * Michelangelo: Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza.


 * April: [gasps] It's security guards.
 * Rex-1: Are you in danger?!
 * April: Stay still, now hold you tongue.
 * Rex-1: Whatever your say.

The Catwoman from Channel Six

 * Irma: No way! I'm not let out of this room!