Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 3)

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Beneath These Streets

 * [Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]
 * Splinter: You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
 * Raphael: Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.
 * Michelangelo: Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
 * Splinter: Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.
 * Leonardo: Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!

Turtles on Trial

 * Leonardo: Let's get him!
 * Turtles: Turtle power!
 * Michelangelo: Cowabunga!

Attack of the 50-Foot Irma

 * Irma: Please, April. Just one little cookie.
 * April: Forget it, Irma.
 * Irma: Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.


 * Irma: Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
 * Leonardo: Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
 * Irma: Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
 * Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
 * Irma: No biggie?! (cries)
 * Raphael: Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
 * Irma: Big mouth!? Waah!
 * Donatello: Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-waxed.
 * Irma: And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!
 * Raphael: No, Irma, don't!
 * Irma: Oops! I did it again.

Sky Turtles

 * April: What's going on?!

The Old Switcheroo

 * Irma: OHH!! Men are such beasts! [sobs]
 * April O'Neil: [pauses] Is it Eliot, the new fella you just met?
 * Irma: Don't never mention his name again! His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!


 * Bebop: Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah!


 * Bebop: Huh, did you hear that?
 * Rocksteady: Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you.

Four Musketurtles

 * Mr. Thompson: [pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!
 * Both: Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!

The Grybyx

 * Leonardo: [screams] It's Grybyx.
 * April & Irma: Grybyx?

Shredderville

 * Splinter: Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up!

The Ninja Sword of Nowhere

 * April: [covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it.



Michelangelo's Birthday

 * April: That's Michelangelo.
 * Leonardo: That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.
 * Irma: Oops, sorry.

Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp

 * Irma: Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!

The Gang's All Here

 * Donatello: The chocolate chip pizza.
 * Michelangelo: Chocolate chip pizza?!

Enter the Rat King

 * April: Okay, Irma! Let's roll!
 * Irma: So, what did you find out?
 * April: I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.
 * Irma: Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.
 * April: Make that four flat tires.

Pizza by the Shred

 * Raphael: Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.
 * Donatello: Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!
 * Leonardo: I'll handle this!
 * Raphael: This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?


 * Leonardo: Surrender, Shredder.
 * Shredder: Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]
 * Rat King: Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]
 * Leonardo: I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.

20,000 Leaks Under the City

 * Splinter: Look. Squid.
 * Turtles: No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here!

April Fool

 * Irma: Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!
 * Leonardo: Did you hiccup?!


 * April: Not a chance, Shredder!
 * Shredder: As your wish.

Case of the Hot Kimono

 * Michelangelo: Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?

Green With Jealousy
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 * Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo: Three sailors?
 * Irma: You're gonna problem with that?!

The Making of Metalhead

 * Leonardo: It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?
 * Raphael: April, can I have a glass of water?
 * Donatello: Could you get me another blanket?
 * Michelangelo: Tell me a story.
 * April: Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!

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 * Leonardo: What is it?
 * Donatello: He looks like a giant turtle.
 * Splinter: Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
 * Raphael: That doesn't scare us.
 * Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.
 * Raphael: Now, that scares us.

Corporate Raiders from Dimension X
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 * Raphael: Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention.

The Turtle Terminator

 * Donatello: That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where took Irma.

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 * Irma: Oh boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.
 * Turtles: Shh! Quiet.
 * Shredder: The turtles! Get them!

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 * Raphael: Perhaps in the sewers to the pizza--
 * Rocksteady: We do now!
 * April: It's Rocksteady. Go, Irma and Turtles! GO!
 * Rocksteady: [grabs Irma] Gotcha! I gonna to ties the ropes!
 * Bebop: Let's go!
 * April: [Irma shrieks] Irma! [Irma: Let me go!!] Get back here with my Irma! You pay for this! [gasps] They've escaped!
 * Tiffany: Escaped?!
 * Turtle Terminator: Go Turtles. Zap go turtles!
 * Mr. Thompson: Yikes! It's Turtle Terminator!

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 * All: Here we are! Over here! Hey, android!

Cowabunga Shredhead

 * Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?
 * Michelangelo: Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.
 * Leonardo: Amazing.
 * Donatello: Astonishing.
 * Raphael: Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.
 * Shredder: No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
 * Leonardo: It's Shredder!
 * Shredder: Where!? Where!?

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 * Raphael: Psst! Yo, April.
 * April: Turtles, what are you doing here?
 * Shredder: Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?
 * April: [gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-
 * Leonardo: [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.

Beware the Lotus

 * Tiffany: [camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"
 * Irma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson: Cheese!

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 * Donatello: Wow, way to go, Wolfman.