The A-Team (film)

The A-Team is a 2010 American action film based on the television series of the same name. In the film, a highly-successful Special Forces team is framed for a crime they did not commit. The team subsequently escapes military prison and gets revenge on the people that framed them.
 * Directed by Joe Carnahan. Written by Joe Carnahan, Brian Bloom, and Skip Woods.

There is no Plan B.

John "Hannibal" Smith

 * Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.
 * [repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together.
 * [to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]
 * Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.

"Face" Peck

 * This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!
 * [to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]
 * [as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]
 * [shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!
 * Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?
 * [After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in trouble!

Bosco "B.A." Baracus

 * [from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious.
 * [In the tank] I'm too young to die!
 * The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!
 * [After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!

H.M. Murdock

 * [singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!
 * Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
 * [in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.
 * [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
 * [While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!
 * [in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!
 * [To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake] Which way to Berlin?

Charissa Sosa

 * [about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.

Dialogue

 * Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?
 * Face: Who, me? Naaaah!
 * Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.


 * Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
 * Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
 * B.A.: And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.


 * [Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it]
 * B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
 * Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!


 * B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
 * Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
 * Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
 * Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.


 * ''[After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
 * Face: She's actually shooting at us!
 * Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
 * B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
 * Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
 * B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!


 * [Murdock incapacitates B.A. to sneak him into a plane]
 * Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
 * Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him.
 * Murdock: My bad.


 * [In the plane's cockpit]
 * Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping]
 * Face: What the hell is that?!
 * Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!


 * B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!
 * Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
 * B.A.: What pla- What?! When?
 * Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
 * B.A.: What Reapers?
 * Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
 * B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!
 * Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.
 * B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!


 * [Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
 * Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
 * Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
 * Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank!
 * B.A.: You can't fly a tank, fool!


 * Hannibal: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
 * Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
 * Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
 * B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
 * Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
 * Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
 * Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.

Cast

 * Liam Neeson - Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
 * Bradley Cooper - Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck
 * Quinton "Rampage" Jackson - Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus
 * Sharlto Copley - Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock
 * Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa
 * Patrick Wilson - Agent Vance Burress a.k.a. Agent Lynch
 * Brian Bloom - Brock Pike
 * Gerald McRaney - General Russell Morrison
 * Jon Hamm - Lynch
 * Terry Chen - Ravech
 * C. Ernst Harth - Crematorium Attendant
 * Corey Burton - Narrator
 * Anita Brown - Attractive Prison Guard