The Adventures of Pluto Nash

The Adventures of Pluto Nash is a 2002 comedy film directed by Ron Underwood and starring Eddie Murphy as the owner of a lunar nightclub investigating who was behind the arson that destroyed his club.

Pluto Nash

 * You blew up my wood stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?

Dialogue

 * Pluto: You married twins?
 * Tony: No, I met the perfect woman. So I had her cloned.
 * Dina: Which one is which?
 * Tony: Who cares?


 * Pluto: What happened?
 * James: Obviously, you did something stupid.


 * Pluto: That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!
 * Dina: It's a real dog?
 * Pluto: Oh, yeah. It's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that, it's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.


 * Pluto: So, where'd you do your singing back Earth?
 * Dina: Oh. Weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.


 * Dina: What makes you so sure he'll help us out?
 * Pluto: Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.
 * Dina: You taught Tony Francis how to sing?
 * Pluto: No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.


 * Pluto: So, how's it going with you and Babbet?
 * Bruno: Me and Babbet? I don't think that's going to happen. I found out that I'm 110 volts and she's a 220.
 * Pluto: Just go to the hardware store and get an adaptor.
 * Bruno: Nah, that just ruins it for me.


 * Mogan: Hey, Bruno. What are you? A65?
 * Bruno: Model 63. Deluxe.
 * Mogan: 63? Talk about ancient.
 * Bruno: Your sister didn't seem to mind.


 * Rowland: There's a clone doctor named Runa Pedanken. Made a big name for herself creating an entire basketball team from one old guy.
 * Pluto: The Air Jordans. Yeah.

Cast

 * Eddie Murphy as Pluto Nash/Rex Crater
 * Randy Quaid as Bruno
 * Rosario Dawson as Dina Lake
 * Joe Pantoliano as Mogan
 * Jay Mohr as Anthony Frankowski/Tony Francis
 * Luis Guzmán as Felix Laranga
 * James Rebhorn as Belcher
 * Peter Boyle as Rowland
 * Pam Grier as Flura Nash
 * John Cleese as James
 * Burt Young as Gino
 * Lillo Brancato as Larry
 * Victor Varnado as Kelp
 * Miguel A. Núñez, Jr. as Miguel
 * Illeana Douglas as Dr. Mona Zimmer
 * Richard Raybourne as Bartender Phil
 * Alec Baldwin as Michael Zoroaster Marucci (uncredited)