The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police

 is an animated television series starring Sam & Max, a duo of private investigators composed of Sam, an anthropomorphic dog, and Max, a lagomorph or "hyperkinetic rabbity-thing".

Quotes
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 * Max: A rogue octopus? It's déjà vu all over again. Let's roll!
 * John Keats: You're so scary, Mary Shelley, I've got shivers in my belly. (looks around) It's just a first draft.

Max: I love it when you say I kid you not, Max. I mean Sam.
 * Sam: I kid you not, Max.