The Angry Beavers

The Angry Beavers is an American animated television series that aired from April 19, 1997 until June 11, 2001 on Nickelodeon. The series revolves around Daggett and Norbert Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have left their home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon.

Born to Be Beavers [1.1]

 * Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert.
 * Norbert: Whassat, Daggett?
 * Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out.
 * Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.
 * Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?
 * Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
 * Daggett: No.
 * Norbert: Oh, that's not good.

Up All Night [1.2]

 * [Dag starts whimpering]
 * Dag: Yeah. Guess so.


 * (Norbert is prank-calling a deli)
 * Norbert: Do you have chicken necks?
 * Lady on phone: Yes, we do.
 * Nobert: Wear a turtleneck sweater and no one will notice! (hangs up)

A Dam Too Far [1.3]
Norbert: Let's see...what's that word I'm thinking of?

Daggett: Run?

Norbert: That's it. [shouting] RUUUUN!

Long in the Teeth [1.4]

 * [Norbert is getting his long teeth admired by his girlfriend, a female beaver named Treeflower]

Treeflower: Your teeth look so dangerous... [seductively] Can I touch them?

Norbert: [prideful] Knock yourself out, dollface.

Treeflower: [feels Norbert's teeth softly] Oooohh... [aroused] ...Norby... [swooning for him] You're so cool... [cuddles next to him] You're giving me chills... [giggles before fluttering her eyelashes to him]

Daggett: [watching from behind a rock jealous of him with his mouth full of wood on a cob] If he can be Mr. Cool... [spits the wood out and tosses it aside] So can I! [grunts angrily]

The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up [2.19]

 * Narrator: Ooh! I know! Send in more planes!
 * Daggett: Darn! I forgot the autograph!
 * Norbert: You'll get over it.

Ugly Roomers [3.39]

 * [Norb increases his building to rival Dag's bedroom height]
 * Daggett: Ha! I'm still bigger-er.
 * Norbert: I only stopped to give you something. [hands Dag the gift. Dag opens it and it's the San-o-tizey and it sprays in Dag's eyes again and Dag starts gagging while Norbert continues to increase his bedroom height]
 * Daggett: [gagging] Ooh, you dirty rat. [cough]
 * [The scene transitions to Norb relaxing while Dag has increased more of his bedroom height and is about to get back at Norb for spraying him with sanitizer by putting pork rinds in a blower]
 * Daggett: Oh, Norbie, my room's bigger-er and better! Oh, and this is for spraying me in the eyes. [sprays Norb with pork rinds]

Moby Dopes [4.9]

 * Norbert: Where in the name of Deus Ex Machina did that T-Rex come from?!

Cast

 * Nick Bakay - Norbert Foster "Norb" Beaver
 * Richard Steven Horvitz - Daggett Doofus "Dag" Beaver