The Animal

The Animal is a 2001 American comedy film about a man who is critically injured but unknown to him he is put back together by a mad scientist who transplants animal parts, resulting in strange permanent changes to his behavior.
 * Directed by Luke Greenfield. Produced by Barry Bernardi, Carr D'Angelo and Todd Garner. Screenplay by Rob Schneider and Tom Brady. Story by Tom Brady.

He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal. Taglines

Marvin Mange

 * Now that's some good badger milk.
 * Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force.

Others

 * Townie: You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!
 * Chief Wilson: Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord.
 * Miles: If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know.
 * Gay flight attendant: [noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt] I hope he's on our flight.
 * Mob Member: I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude!
 * Off-screen voice: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Dialogue

 * Rianna: I just want to thank everyone who sent me food and letters of support, especially the mentally handicapped child who sent me this sweet book of poems.
 * Marvin: She read my poems.


 * Sgt. Sisk: Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
 * Mob Member: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
 * Sgt. Sisk: When it gets dark.
 * Mob Member: Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
 * Sgt. Sisk: Yes.
 * Mob Member: Oh, excellent. Excellent.
 * Sgt. Sisk: Now, if there are no more questions...
 * Mob Member: Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
 * Sgt. Sisk: Stay with the mob.
 * Mob Member: Stay with the mob. All right.
 * Sgt. Sisk: Right.
 * Mob Member: Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
 * Sgt. Sisk: You... back of the mob!
 * Mob Member: "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
 * Sgt. Sisk: Okay, out of the mob!
 * Mob Member: Ah, this mob blows.


 * Marvin: My handcuffs?
 * Rianna: You looked so uncomfortable
 * Marvin: When did you take them off?
 * Rianna: I don't remember... You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while... You are an Animal.
 * Marvin: I am? Awesome!

Taglines

 * He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal.
 * The producing team of Big Daddy has delivered another winner!

Cast

 * Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange.
 * Colleen Haskell as Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes.
 * John C. McGinley as Sgt. Doug Sisk.
 * Guy Torry as Miles.
 * Ed Asner as Chief Wilson.
 * Michael Caton as Dr. Wilder.
 * Louis Lombardi as Fatty.
 * Norm Macdonald as Mob Member.
 * John Farley as Other Mob.
 * Adam Sandler as Townie.
 * Sebastian Jude as Lost Boy.
 * Charlie Stewart as The Evidence Room Kid #1.
 * Philip Daniel Bolden as The Evidence Room Kid #2.
 * Ron Rogge as Patrolman Jaworski.