The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a 1982 American musical comedy film co-written, produced and directed by Colin Higgins (in his final film as director). It is an adaptation of the 1978 Broadway musical of the same name.

Dialogue

 * Miss Mona: You know what burns my ass? A flame about three feet high!


 * Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd: It's slicker than cat shit on linoleum floor!


 * Deputy Fred: Everyone loves Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, especially Ed Earl Dodd.