The Book of Pooh

 is a puppet television series that aired on Playhouse Disney.

Best Wishes, Winnie the Pooh [1.1a]

 * Pooh: I wish I had a pot of honey.
 * I really wish I do.
 * For if I had a pot of honey,
 * My tummy'd have honey, too.

Double Time [1.1b]

 * [Rabbit, in a hurry to visit everyone, visits Eeyore, who is sleeping.]
 * Rabbit: Eeyore! Please wake up! I've come to visit!
 * Eeyore: Rabbit. Hello. Nice to s--
 * Rabbit: Eeyore, if you don't mind, I'm in a terrible hurry. Could I just knock down your house and be on my way?
 * Eeyore: Huh? Sure. Whatever's fastest.
 * Rabbit: Thank you, Eeyore, see you later. [knocks down Eeyore's house and takes off]
 * Eeyore: Poor Rabbit. He's finally snapped.




 * [Rabbit visits Owl.]
 * Rabbit: Oh, hello Owl, old friend, how are you today?
 * Owl: Rabbit, how wonderful to see you. I'm fine. You know, when you came up running here at such a high rate of speed...
 * Rabbit: Uh...
 * Owl: You reminded me of a story.
 * Rabbit: Uh, excuse me.
 * Owl: It's all about a mongoose I once knew named Rikki... Rikki-Tikki... something.
 * Rabbit: Owl...
 * Owl: Our curtain rises in far-flung India, in a beautiful garden, among the wafting aromas of honeysuckle and pomegranate...
 * Rabbit: OWL!!!
 * Owl: Oh, my goodness, Rabbit! What is it? Is everything all right?
 * Rabbit: Yes, yes, fine, Owl, fine. It's... It's just that I'm in a terrible hurry.
 * Owl: Yes?
 * Rabbit: And I was wondering if you could make this story as short as possible, hmm?
 * Owl: Well, actually, it's a fairly short story, Rabbit. As you may or may not know, I'm renowned for my brevity, which is, of course, the soul of--
 * Rabbit: OWL!!!
 * Owl: Oh, all right. The mongoose gets adopted by a family and he saves them all from a big mean cobra.
 * Rabbit: Thank you, bye! Must hurry! [runs off]
 * Owl: Yes, yes. Goodbye, goodbye! [indignant] Hmmph! Well, I never. How unsatisfying. Hmmph!