The Cable Guy

The Cable Guy is a 1996 film about a cable guy who stalks his customers after installing his cable.
 * ''Directed by Ben Stiller. Written by Lou Holtz, Jr.

There's No Such Thing As Free Cable! (taglines)

Chip Douglas

 * I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
 * I'll juice ya up!
 * Hey, Steve. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back.
 * Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
 * The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down.
 * I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!

Dialogue

 * Chip: (eating chicken at Medieval Times) Can I have your skin?
 * Steven: Sure.
 * Chip: Check this out.
 * (places pieces of chicken skin over his face)
 * Chip: Silence the lambs!
 * (imitates Hannibal Lecter)
 * Chip: Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
 * (bursts out laughing)
 * Steven: Oh lord.


 * (Chip is danging over over a ledge above the giant cable dish)
 * Steven: You'll be fine. I'll be your pal, just come on up!
 * Chip: No. It's too late for me, but there are a lot of little cable boys and girls out there who still have a chance! Don't you understand, Steven? Somebody has to kill the babysitter.
 * (drops from ledge and freefalls towards dish)

Taglines

 * There's no such thing as free cable
 * Once you're hooked... you're his
 * Are you ready to get wired?
 * For Steven Kovacs, the price of cable is about to go up.
 * He’s a real live wire
 * He came... He saw... He tormented...

Characters

 * Chip
 * Steven Kovacs
 * Robin Harris
 * Earl Kovacs
 * Rick