The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano

The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano is a computer game created by the Learning Company.

Dialogue

 * Joni: LapTrap, scoop up the artifact and head on back.
 * LapTrap: (grumbling to himself) "Scoop up the artifact, LapTrap," "Fix the mini-sub, LapTrap," "Blow dry my hair, LapTrap."


 * Sailor: Captain, a tsunami...headed right for us!
 * Owen: Salami?
 * Leslie: Not salami, tsunami!
 * Captain: Hard to Port! Our only chance is to steer right into it!
 * Owen: Dude, where's my board?


 * Leslie: By all appearances, Owen and I are sequestered in a subterranean chamber with no apparent means of egress.
 * LapTrap: (rolls eyes)
 * Owen: She means we're stuck underground somewhere.
 * Leslie: (grumbles) That's what I said!


 * LapTrap: This island is creepy...or as they say in Paris "creepé."
 * Santiago: LapTrap, you're afraid of those mechanical sheep you dream about.


 * Joni: That looks like an American village from the Revolutionary War era.
 * Santiago: But where are all the people?
 * LapTrap: And where are all the T.U.R.T.L.E.'s?


 * Joni: Who are you?
 * Great CrypTile Thief: I'm the Great CrypTile Thief! I stole everybody's CrypTiles and buried them in my patch of dangerous trees.
 * Santiago: Why are you locked in the pillory?
 * Great CrypTile Thief: (dry) I got caught.


 * (People are being sucked into moving holes, which giant flowers keep peeking out of)
 * Leslie: That is the strangest floral behavior I have ever seen...well, maybe not the strangest.


 * (As they fall down a tube, Joni, Santiago and LapTrap scream.)
 * LapTrap: Wait a minute, why am I yelling? I can fly!


 * Laptrap: Where are we?
 * Leslie: Where are Joni and Santiago?
 * Owen: I can't reach them on the radio. I hope they're okay.


 * Joni: Wow! What is this place?
 * Santiago: It's looks like were in the big old specimen lab.
 * Joni: Hurry! This way! (Joni gasps and he saw Leslie's grandfather is imprisoned)
 * Santiago: C-Captain Clark?!?
 * Owen: Are you dudes alright?
 * Joni: Get us out of here!
 * Santiago: We're trapped in one of those containers.
 * Joni: Leslie, we found your grandpa. He's...
 * Santiago: A little tied up at the moment. You better get here quick!
 * Leslie: We're on our way!


 * Tobor: Spell words to create a safe path across.
 * (presents them with letters from the CrypTile language)
 * Owen: Not that crazy language again! Don't you have anything in English?! I'm really good at English.
 * (letters are changed to the English alphabet)


 * Owen: Why is it that everywhere we go we always find really large pits to cross? I've got to get a skateboard that flies.
 * Leslie: Can you remind me why we keep Earthling brains frozen in our biospheric chambers?
 * Eco: Sustenance; Earthling brains are served at the finest restaurants.
 * Owen: Brains? They eat human brains? You'd better watch out, Leslie; they'll want your big brain for sure!


 * Leslie: LapTrap, interface with this computer.
 * LapTrap: I'd love to, but, uh, I'm having a bad shell day.
 * Leslie: LapTrap!
 * LapTrap: All right, all right. Kids! They've got no respect for their T.U.R.T.L.E.'s!