The Conners

The Conners (2018–present) is an American sitcom that aired on ABC. It is a reboot of the Roseanne Barr sitcom Roseanne, which aired from October 18, 1988 to May 20, 1997, and then again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Roseanne was cancelled after 1 season on May 29, 2018.

Keep on Truckin' [1.01]

 * Harris: Don't touch anything! I've got a system.


 * Mark: Grandpa Dan, did you ever like a boy?
 * Dan: No.
 * Mark: Does it bother you that I do?
 * Dan: No. I was kind of waiting for you to tell me about it.
 * Mark: Sorry I took so long.
 * Dan: Okay, don't let it happen again.

Slappy Holidays [2.07]

 * Darlene: You wanna talk about my mom? Let's talk about her! 'Cause she spent her entire life trying to fix you, and every time she picked you up, you fell down! You know why? 'Cause you're a loser, and you were the bane of her existence!
 * [Jackie angrily slaps Darlene in the face]
 * Harris: Don't you ever touch my mother!

Cast
Note: Roseanne Barr is absent in all episodes of The Conners.


 * John Goodman - Dan Conner
 * Laurie Metcalf - Jackie Harris
 * Sara Gilbert - Darlene Conner
 * Lecy Goranson - Becky Conner
 * Michael Fishman - D.J. Conner (seasons 1-4)
 * Emma Kenneyn - Harris Conner
 * Ames McNamara - Mark Conner
 * Jayden Rey - Mary Conner