The Darjeeling Limited

 is a 2007 drama-comedy film directed by. It stars as Peter,  as Francis and  as Jack, three estranged brothers who agree to meet in India a year after their father's funeral for a "spiritual journey" aboard a luxury train. The cast also includes, , and  with , ,  and  in cameo roles.

Peter

 * I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.
 * I'm gonna go pray at another thing.
 * Fuck the itinerary.
 * Well, I'm not crazy about the part where I start screaming at the mechanic. That never happened.

Francis

 * I'll take the bottom bunk because I'm the oldest and my ankle's fractured.
 * I tried my hardest. I don't know what else to do.
 * Dad's bags aren't gonna make it!

Jack

 * [While Francis and Peter are fighting] Stop including me!
 * You're bleeding like crazy!
 * Did you get maced too?

Brendan

 * We haven't located us yet.
 * Because I have alopecia.

Patricia

 * Maybe we could express ourselves more fully when we say it without words.
 * I told you not to come here.
 * I live here. These people need me.
 * Yes, the past happened. But it's over, isn't it?

Dialogue

 * Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
 * Peter: Not really.
 * Francis: It'd probably be annoying.


 * Jack: What did he say?
 * Peter: He said the train is lost.
 * Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.


 * Jack: He's gonna have a kid in six weeks.
 * Francis: Who?
 * Jack: Him. Rubby. He doesn't want you to know.
 * Francis: Rubby?
 * Jack: Yeah, you know, Rubby. [Jack imitates Peter's recurrent action of rubbing his temples to relieve his headaches]
 * Francis: [Laughs]


 * Francis: You don't love me!
 * Peter: Yes I do!
 * Jack: I love you too but I'm gonna mace you in the face!


 * Jack: You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?
 * Francis: How long is it?
 * Jack: What?
 * Francis: How long is it?
 * Jack: How long is it? Never mind, forget it.

Hotel Chevalier

 * Jack: Ah, bon soir. S'il vous plait, je voudrais un verre de lait au chocolat et une soupe de oignon et un sandwich avec... How do you say grilled cheese? [mumbled French on from the phone] Merci, exactement, merci beaucoup.
 * Rhett: What the fuck is going on here?

Hotel Chevalier Dialogue

 * Jack: [on the phone with Rhett] Where are you?
 * Rhett: I'm here.
 * Jack: I didn't say you could come here.
 * Rhett: Can I come there?
 * [long pause]
 * Jack: Okay.


 * Rhett: How long have you had this hotel room?
 * Jack:: I don't know.
 * Rhett: More than a week?
 * Jack: More than a week.
 * Rhett: More than a month?
 * Jack: More than a month.
 * Rhett: How much does it cost?
 * Jack: I think around... 750 million Euros, or something.
 * Rhett: [giggles]


 * Rhett: Are you running away from me?
 * Jack: I thought I already did.


 * Rhett: Have you slept with anyone?
 * Jack:: No. Have you?
 * [long pause]
 * Rhett: No.
 * Jack: That was a long pause.


 * Rhett: Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as a friend.
 * Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.


 * Rhett: If we fuck, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.
 * Jack: That's okay with me.


 * Rhett: I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose.
 * Jack: I don't care.