The Dukes of Hazzard

''The Dukes of Hazzard is an American television series that originally aired on the CBS television network from 1979 to 1985.

Waylon Jennings (The Balladeer)
[Theme song]
 * Just two good ole boys.
 * Never meanin' no harm.
 * Beats all you never saw,
 * Been in trouble with the law,
 * Since the day they was born.
 * Straight'nin' the curve,
 * Flat'nin' them hills.
 * Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
 * Makin' their way,
 * The only way they know how,
 * That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
 * Just two good ol' boys,
 * Wouldn't change if they could,
 * Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
 * Written and performed by Waylon Jennings.
 * Wouldn't change if they could,
 * Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
 * Written and performed by Waylon Jennings.

Characters
Uncle Jesse Duke
 * Shepherd to lost Sheep, Shepherd to lost Sheep.


 * That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg.


 * J.D. HOGG!

Bo Duke
 * [In one episode when talking to Boss] That Hughie Hogg is so crooked he makes you look straight.

Cooter Davenport
 * Breaker 1, Breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha, any y'all Dukes out there on the Hazzard net, come on?

Boss Hogg: Blood is thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood.

Rosco: Boss, whose side are we on?

Boss: Whose do you think? The winnin' side!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
 * I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya.


 * This is Sheriff RosCO... P. Coltrane here.


 * [When someone else is talking on the phone] Say hello from Rosco.


 * You dipstick!


 * Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!


 * Don't you threaten me.


 * I'm in hot pursuit!


 * Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said, 'Was that you coffin?'


 * That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I'm a commin', I'm a comin'!


 * Enos, this is your commanding officer speaking.


 * Judas priest on a pony.


 * Buckle up for safety Flash.

Enos Strate
 * Possum on a gum bush!


 * Enos: Yes, sir, "Hound Dog".
 * Rosco: It's not "Hound Dog", you dipstick. It's "Top Dog"!