The Dukes of Hazzard (film)

The Dukes of Hazzard is a 2005 film about the Duke family of fictional Hazzard County, Georgia. Based on the hit television series that ran from 1979-1985, the story centers on the Dukes' efforts to save the family farm from the nefarious money-making schemes of Boss Hogg and his cronies.
 * Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar
 * Written by Jonathan Davis and John O'Brien

Cousins. Outlaws. Thrillbillies. Taglines

The Balladeer
(actor Junior Brown)
 * "Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."
 * "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."

Jesse Duke
(actor Willie Nelson) Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else."
 * "The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
 * Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.


 * "An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."

"Do you know why devorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

Roscoe P. Coltrane
(actor M.C. Gainey)
 * (To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"

Daisy Duke
(actress Jessica Simpson)
 * "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
 * "Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."

Mr. Prickett

 * (To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."

Dialogue

 * Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
 * Luke Duke: No.
 * Jesse Duke: He gets taller!


 * Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
 * Luke Duke: No.
 * Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.


 * Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
 * Luke Duke: No.
 * Jesse Duke: You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.


 * Jesse Duke: You know why divorces are so expensive?
 * Luke Duke: No.
 * Jesse Duke: Because they're worth it!


 * Sheev: Hmm, might be a wet fuse.
 * Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards.
 * Sheev: It's supposed to be backwards, it's a Chinese fuse.
 * Bo Duke: No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
 * Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
 * Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once.
 * Sheev: Yeah, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
 * Bo Duke: I dated a Korean girl in high school.
 * Sheev: That is a totally different Oriental nation. Get an education!
 * Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong.

Cast

 * Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke
 * Seann William Scott as Bo Duke
 * Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
 * Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg
 * Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse Duke
 * David Koechner as Cooter Davenport
 * M.C. Gainey as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
 * Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate
 * Lynda Carter as Pauline
 * James Roday as Billy Prickett
 * Kevin Heffernan as Derek "Sheev" Sheevington
 * Nikki Griffin as Katie-Lynn Johnson
 * Jacqui Maxwell as Annette
 * Alice Greczyn as Laurie Pullman
 * Junior Brown as The Balladeer (narrator)
 * Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite
 * Barry Corbin as Bill Pullman