The Enchanted Forest Chronicles

Enchanted Forest Chronicles is a series of four books by Patricia C. Wrede entitled Dealing with Dragons, Searching for Dragons, Calling on Dragons, and Talking to Dragons.

Quotes

 * You can’t do this to me! I can’t be melting! I’m a wizard! It’s not fa-
 * Antorell


 * What-no! Not soapsuds! It’s demeaning. Lemon juice! Bah! How dare you do such a thing? I’m the Head Wizard of the Society of Wizards! Interfering busybodies! Soapsuds! Of all the undignified tricks. You’ll be sorry for this! You can’t melt a wizard forever, you know! You’ll be sor-…
 * Zemenar


 * Blast you six ways from next Wednesday! This is the second time you’ve liquefied me! May you and your pet dragon and your triple-cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!
 * Random wizard

Argelfraster. Argelfraster, you nasty little thief.[Cimorene]
 * Eeeaugh! No! Help! You can’t do this to me!
 * Antorell
 * Noooo! Cimorene, this is all your fault. I spent months making that staff! I’ll get you for this, I swear I will. If it takes me twenty years, I’ll get you. You’ll be sorry. You’ll be…
 * Antorell


 * No! Not again! I’ll get you, Cimorene! I’ll be back! You can’t stop me! I’ll
 * Antorell


 * Power of water, wind and earth, Turn the fire back to its birth. Raise the spell to shield the flame By the power that we have tamed.
 * Cimoren


 * By the darkness of the stone’s heart, By the silence of the sea’s tears, By the whisper of the sky’s breath, By the dawning of the star’s flame, Do as I will thee!
 * Morwen


 * There is something backwards about climbing up six flights of stairs in order to get to a dungeon.
 * Mendanbar