The Garfield Show

The Garfield Show (2009–16) is an American-French CGI animated television series based on the Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis.

Not So Sweet Sound of Music [EP1]

 * Jon: [arrives with an accordion] Hey! look what I have: an accordion!
 * Garfield: [laughs] AN ACCORDION?!
 * Jon: When I was visiting my folks, i found this up in the attic. My old accordion!
 * Garfield: Please don't tell me if you can see if you can still play it.
 * Jon: And I thought I could see if I can still play it.
 * Garfield: Ugh, I'm doomed. [cuts at Jon, then cuts to Garfield.]

Family Picture [EP2]

 * Garfield: (Yawns) It Had Been a Perfect Day!
 * Jon: [pants] Huh? Hmmm. AH! [has the timer ready as the timer clicks a funny photo.]


 * Garfield Odie and Jon: [sigh]
 * Nermal: Meow?
 * [Another funny photo]


 * Harvey: How's that photo coming to you?


 * Garfield: No comment.

Fish To Fry

 * Garfield: Three Schools are Enough For Me! (Yawns) I Would Like Some More Trout Though.
 * Jon: Ohh Ahh!
 * Garfield: Hmm! Sounds Like Fish! (Giggles)

Original

 * Mouse: Uh, do you mind? I'm taking a bath here.
 * Jon:  GARFIELD!!!

Abridged

 * Jon: When that's over, I thought up on a new place called "Vito's" They're supposed to be Italian.
 * Vito: [knocks on the door with pizza]
 * Jon: Oh, they must be them now!

It's a Cheese World! [Ep4]

 * Garfield: You wanna go there? You figure a way in. I'm not gonna help you sneak into Cheese-Land.
 * Jon: GARFIIIIEEEEELLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! Garfield, [comes out of the kitchen] I just went in to the kitchen, and got a piece of cheese.
 * Garfield: ...What's wrong with that?
 * Jon: [shows cheese and a mouse] This was attatched to it!
 * Humphey: Can we please go to cheese land?
 * Jon: [shakes the cheese] This whole house is full of mice again! It's your job to get rid of them!


 * Harry: Lemme have a look at these pizzers. [looks at a pizza with a topping: mice. One waves at Harry.] There's a great topping.
 * Garfield: You didn't order a mouse pizza?

Love & Lasanga [Ep5]

 * Jon: How about one chef and a cartoonist?
 * Garfield: and a cat and a puppy dog?
 * Eddie: [with a microphone] AND A NATIONALY FAMOUS FOOD CRIDICT WITH HIS OWN TV PROGRAM!

Bath Day [Ep6]

 * Garfield: I have my toy boat, and my wind up shark...

Delicious Donut Day [Ep8]

 * Jon: [shocked] THAT'S IT, GARFIELD! YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY! Huh?!

Inside Eddie Gourmand [Ep9]

 * Vito: You listen to this man, he knows!
 * Eddie: IT STINKS! [Vito screams then drops a bowl] What a discusting pizza! The crust tastes like- Hmmm. paper- duh! A paper plane, only burnt! and don't get me a star on just this miserable excusement of cheese-
 * Vito: [gasps]
 * Eddie: It tasted like a buzz but with a bumble bee-Carrie (from the Ridonculous Race) flavour. Also I think the pepperoni has reached it.
 * [costemours escape from Vito's Pizzeria. (especially a bull).]
 * Vito: I am all ruined!
 * Jon: You're not ruined, Vito.

Original

 * Rickotta: Please, do not eat me!
 * Garfield: Uh, did you hear something?
 * [Rickotta pulls Garfield's finger then pulls and spins Garfield around, then crashing into a board. Worst of all: Garfield is hurt by an iron. Rickotta runs away]


 * Rickotta: Agent Rickotta reporting. I am on the invasion planet as ordered. I will...
 * ''[the ball passes by Rickotta, and Odie, then Rickotta scans the ball]
 * Rickotta: Measuring of the brain power of a local creature I encountered. Brain measure is zero.

Abridged

 * Jon: Don't touch anything, it's a booby trapped!

Abridged

 * Cop: I heard you when you saw Catzilla. Get him, boys.
 * Garfield: [yells while Jon cackles] UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT! JOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
 * Cop: Let's take him back to the zoo. [locks Garfield in the truck]
 * Zookeeper: and that's the legend of Catzilla. Spooky, right?
 * Jon: NO, the whole thing was stupid.
 * Garfield: [walks behind a bush of flowers] Uh-oh- What is this? A bunch of bees? This means treason! [dressed like a bee] Attention all fellow bees, leave, [point to the sky, then wiggle his fingers] or be eaten. [bees go away]
 * Bees: [buzzing]
 * Garfield: [jumps into a bush] HAHAHA, works every time.

Original

 * Garfield: It must be Harry's lunch! MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!

Jon's Night Out [Ep14]

 * Indian Professor: When I press this buzzer, you will awaken. Until I press it again, you will think you are a chicken.


 * [Garfield is visiting Jon in his bedroom.]
 * Garfield: [Narrating] Jon dozed off three times during dinner and 6:00 while playing video games, and he never even knew it. Finally, it was time for bed.
 * Jon: You can try that buzzer thing if you want, Garfield, but it won't do any good. I can't be hypnotized.
 * [Garfield presses the button on the buzzer, but Jon is not falling asleep. Garfield presses the button four times, to no avail.]
 * Garfield: [Narrating] For a time there, it looked like Jon was right.
 * [Garfield shakes the buzzer in rage, then presses the button on it repeatedly and repeatedly. Odie enters the room and barks.]
 * Garfield: Quiet, Odie! I'm trying to get Jon to fall asleep.
 * [Hearing Jon snoring, Garfield and Odie turn to see him fast asleep.]
 * Garfield: [Relieved] It finally worked. [Exiting the room with Odie] Shh. Don't wake him up. [Closes the door]


 * [Garfield and Odie are watching TV, the former eating popcorn, unaware that Jon has exited the house while sleepwalking.]
 * Garfield: See you later, Jon. [Gasps in horror and turns to the door] Jon!
 * [Odie howls in horror.]


 * Bus Driver: Another passenger without exact change. All right.

Original

 * Jon: AH, A MOUSE! Garfield, there's a mouse in the kitchen!

Abridged

 * Garfield: MY RIGHTEOUS PRIDE IS FAR MORE VALUABLE THAN YOUR DECEITFUL EGO!
 * Jon: YOUR RIGHTEOUS PRIDE WAS HUNGOVER THIS MORNING FOR MORE THE BEER YOU DRANK!
 * Garfield: You don’t want to mess with me, Jon, I’m the force of nature.
 * Jon: NO! YOU’RE MISTAKE OF NATURE!
 * [Squeak comes out]
 * Jon: GARFIELD, THERE'S A MOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE! YOU TOLD ME YOU DESTROYED THEM ALL!
 * Garfield: OH, YEAH! I'M EATING ALL OF THEIR FOOD FOR THEM TO STARVE!
 * Squeak: Uh, he's not gonna eat all of my cheese, is he?
 * Jon: Mmm, here's some pretty good cheese, Ah... WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOUR, GARFIELD? AND GO BACK TO HELL!
 * Garfield: HOW ABOUT YOU DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR, AND GET A LIFE?!
 * Squeak: This is awful! Do they ever get along?
 * Jon: THAT’S IT, ODIE’S PILLOW WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN!
 * Garfield: BUT I NEED THAT PILLOW TO CHLOROFORM ODIE!
 * Squeak: We need to do something to bring them together again! If you can’t do it for me, then let’s do it for Garfield.
 * Garfield SCREW YOU, SQUEAKS!

Abridged

 * Jon: [singing] What'cha gonna do with the drunken sailor? (X3) Throw it in Garfield’s Mouth…


 * Jon: So now I have to cook it, slowly!


 * Jon: The Fish is mine! WHOO!

Pirate Gold [Ep17]

 * Garfield: No, not "Prrr!" [shpws his claws] ARRR!

Virturalodeon [Ep19]

 * Jon: This should definately be safe. [switches to an old love movie]

Fame Fatale [Ep20]

 * Clapper: Scene 3, Take 5.
 * Director: And action!
 * Girl: Cafia, puts the cat in cafia.
 * Garfield: Meow.
 * Director: CUT! Uh, Garfield that was good uh, let's meow again.
 * Clapper: Scene 3, Take 6.
 * Director: And action!
 * Garfield: Meow.
 * Director: CUT! Uh, why don't we do something a little swarm this time?
 * Clapper: Scene 3, Take 7!
 * Garfield: Meow.
 * Clapper: Scene 3, Take 25!
 * Garfield: Meow.
 * Clapper: Scene 3, Take 57!
 * Garfield: [enraged] Meow!
 * Clapper: Scene 3, Take 74!
 * Director: Well, I think that’s a rap.

Original

 * Jon: I'll bring in the pizza!
 * Garfield: I'll bring in the pizza, you bring out the money.
 * [Jon and Garfield run to the door. Garfield stands on Jon's head, then takes in the pizza
 * Garfield: [looks at the pizza] Ah yeah.
 * Jon: Nyah.
 * Garfield: Ooh! just teasing. [looks at the pizza again] oh, that's good stuff.
 * Jon: Nyah! [Two veichles speed at once, then the larger vehicle wrecks in] OW! WHAT THE WOAH! [The car breaks] WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The largest veichle breaks into the smaller one] STOP IT!!
 * Garfield: Ah, yeah.
 * Jon: NYAH!
 * Garfield: If I can't have it, no one can.
 * Jon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? [Garfield throws several pizzas to the larger vehicle's window] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Original

 * Dentist: Here, Mr. Arbuckle.


 * Jon: Let me in, I don’t know my keys!

Abridged

 * Dentist: I know what you heard to last dentistry, Jon.
 * Jon: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE! [drilled by a jackhammer]
 * Dentist: Please come back.


 * Jon/Eyeless Jack: [climbs up a ladder] ARE YOU (BLEEP) SERIOUS?!
 * Garfield: This should do it. [turns on the fan]
 * Jon/Eyeless Jack: [gets blown by the fan, and several stuff flying out of the bedroom] WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?????????!!!!!!!!! [gets whacked with his bed, then falls to the den.] NOOOOOOO!!!

Original

 * Jon: Garfield, Odie, OUT OF THE HOUSE! NOW!!!!

Abridged

 * Nermal: Odie, Garfield, are you okay?!

Caroling Capers [Ep28]

 * Nermal: You sound like an accordion going into a trash masher!

Abridged

 * Doc Boy: Now don’t call me Doc Boy!

Original

 * Doc: We had to get a quarter order to have the people who lived there, [blows up the house] and their home blown down, and we did it all- in the name of science.

Abridged

 * Garfield: [tip toes to “Great Scotts”] You don’t see a bone. [cuts at “Great Scotts”] Aw gee! This museum doesn’t have room for my dinosaur bone, I better make some. DIE! [whacks the dinosaur down]
 * Police Man: GREAT SCOTTS! You put that bone back, you museum thief!

Everythngs Relative [Ep33]

 * Aunt Ivy: About time you got here, Johnny. I'm having my house fumigated, to get rid of little pests

Little Yellow Riding Hood [Ep34]

 * Garfield: So that's how we pound up in here. No no no! Don't unpoause the video! TOO LATE! [screams]

Meet Max Mouse [Ep35]

 * Squeak: Great! Who is it? My uncle Howard, my nephew Morris?
 * Kyle the fat: It's your cousin Max.
 * Squeak: [bigger eyes] MY COUSIN MAX?!
 * Garfield: [stops his Marracas] Is there something wrong with cousin Max?
 * Squeak: Oh my cousin Max is bad news, and he hates cats.
 * Garfield: Oh, come on, you're kidding me! Nobody hates cats.
 * Max: [first lines] Squeak! What are you doing with that... that... CAT?! [runs to Squeak] Don't worry, cousin. I'll protect you from this, I know martial arts. [kicks and yells]
 * Garfield: Stay tuned, folks. We may finally have a character on this show more annoying than Nermnal.
 * Squeak: I don't have to be protected from Garfield, he's my buddy.
 * Max: Look, your buddy one of your mouse mind? He's a cat! You all know what cats do to mice... [Garfield plays his maracas]
 * Squeak: Yeah! They do a mean salsa dance with them.
 * Max: NO! They eat them! with salsa! You”ve got a lot to learn, Squeak.
 * Garfield: So, what‘ll I do now? Eat or sleep? Sleep! [goes to the lounge]
 * Squeak: I'm telling you, Max. Garfield’s not like other cats, he haven’t eat mice.
 * Max: Well then, what does he eat?
 * Squeak: Er.. Everything else?

Mind Over Mouse [Ep37]

 * Squeak: I've been watching The Garfield Show.
 * [The main intro on TV.]
 * Squeak: Jon got this new satterlite dish with all these new channels, and on one of them, that's where I found.


 * Squeak: I'm just gonna have to guess. Uh, Jack of Diamonds!
 * Dr. Host: Times up, Garfield, what card am I holding? [Garfield presses the jack of diamonds, thewn the jack of diamonds card appears on the screen] The jack of diamonds?! No, I'm sorry, it was the 3 of clubs.
 * [Jon falls into a vat of cheese, then gets out while the applause yells. Later... Garfield, Squeak Jon and Odie get out of the station, and cut at home]
 * Squeak: Is Jon mad at you?


 * Squeak: [on TV.] Is Jon mad at you?
 * Garfield: Oh, Squeak? Will I get my hands on you?
 * Squeak: Don't hurt me, Garfield! I'm sorry!

Garfception [Ep39]

 * Jon: Raisins! But now on, you eat nothing but raisins!
 * Garfield: RAISINS?!
 * Jon: Raisin pie, raisin, hamburgers, raisin bran without the bran! Raisin chow me in, raisin tacos!

More Than Meets the Eye [Ep40]

 * Garfield: This has been a great episode, [eats the pizza] especially since the animators loved it, [eats pizza] and I think they have the week off. [eats pizza]

Part 1

 * Garfield: Odie, Don't you think a little odd is happening?

Original

 * Garfield: [falls and screams]

Abridged

 * Jon: [shocked] WHAT?! OVER SLEPT AGAIN?! I MADE A JAUNT AT 6:30!
 * Garfield: Not with this, you dumb.
 * Jon: MY WATCH! I GOTTA GET OUTTA-- [freezes]
 * Garfield: Oh, I'm sorry did you say something Jon? Here, this would have to put you back in motion. [Unfreezes Jon]
 * Jon: [unfrozen] HERE!
 * Garfield: Run while you can, Jon. Time will always catch up with you.
 * Jon: [comes in with a box of cereal]

Part 2
(Jon and Families Sings Deck The Halls)) Jon: Very Nice Everyone Okay Let's Sing Another Song!

Abridged

 * Old Man: Uh! Finally! After 50 long years, I’ve done it!