The Goldbergs (season 1)


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The Goldbergs (2013–present) is an American long-running sitcom aired on ABC.

The Circle of Driving [1.1]

 * [Intro; Adam Goldberg videotapes Erica Goldberg while the latter is ironing her hair]
 * Erica Goldberg: Adam, what the hell?! I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom!




 * Barry Goldberg: Liar-- you're a liar, Simon! You are a liar! [sees Adam recording him] Stop videotaping!




 * Beverly Goldberg: [nonchalantly walking in on Barry while he's showering] What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?
 * Barry Goldberg: Privacy!

Daddy Daughter Day [1.2]

 * [Beverly lovingly stares at Adam as the latter wakes up]
 * Adam: [Gasps] Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
 * Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance.

Mini Murray [1.3]

 * Adult Adam Goldberg: [voiceover] Desperate times call for desperate measures.
 * Adam: Mom? I have a tummyache.
 * Beverly: Oh, sweetie. Do you need to make?
 * Adam: No! But... can I sleep here tonight?
 * Beverly: Yeah, sure.
 * Adult Adam: I had given in. For one night, my Mom had gotten the snuggles she so desperately craved.




 * Beverly: Adam's never forgiving me, but you can still patch things up with Barry. Just hire him back.

The Ring [1.5]

 * Adam: [having dropped a wrench on his foot] [groans loudly] Aah!
 * Dana Caldwell: Are you okay?
 * Adam: Mmm-hmm.
 * Dana: Are you crying?
 * Adam: No. [Exhales] [whimpering]: Good talking.

The Kremps [1.8]

 * [Adam's friend, Chad Kremp, knocks on the Goldbergs' door, then Beverly answers]
 * Chad Kremp: Hi. Can Adam play?
 * Beverly: [yelling from the bottom of the staircase] ADAM! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!

You Opened the Door [1.14]

 * Adult Adam: [voiceover] Unfortunately, I had two left feet. [Young Adam falls on his knees] I often found walking a hard enough challenge.
 * Dana: You okay?
 * Adam: Yeah. Been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happened to you?
 * Dana: No.
 * Adam: Das coo' Das coo'.