The Hangover Part II

The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film in which, two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry. The film is the sequel to 2009's The Hangover.
 * Directed by Todd Phillips. Written by Todd Phillips, Craig Mazin, and Scot Armstrong.

The Wolfpack Is Back (taglines)

Mr. Chow

 * What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.


 * I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy.

Alan Garner

 * When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

Dialogue

 * Phil: You wouldn't even be with her if it wasn't for us!
 * Stu: Oh, this will be good!
 * Phil: Stu, think about it! You ended up ditching Melissa... two years later, you met your true soulmate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would've married a cunt! [Old couple looks over and gives Phil dirty looks] Oh, it's ok... No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fuckin' IHOP!


 * Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?
 * Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!


 * Phil: Chow, what happened?
 * Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.


 * Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.
 * Alan: Classic Stu.
 * Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...
 * Phil: You're not married yet. It's no big deal.
 * Stu: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.
 * Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.
 * Stu: Load?
 * Alan: What load?
 * Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.
 * Stu: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?
 * Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!


 * Stu: Woah! Here's the deal man, I got a dark side. There's a demon in me.
 * Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
 * Stu: I said demon.
 * Alan: But you also have semen in you remember, from the...
 * Stu: It's not relevant, but thank you Alan.


 * Phil: Your password is baloney1?
 * Chow: Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.
 * Kingsley: Really fuckin' annoying.


 * Stu: We're looking for a little kid.
 * Samir: $2,000.
 * Stu: Huh?
 * Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?


 * Stu: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
 * Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.


 * Tracy: Phil.
 * Phil: Tracy, I'm sorry.
 * Tracy: Where the hell are you?
 * Phil: [sighs] It happened again.
 * Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
 * Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
 * Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
 * Phil: So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
 * Tracy: Oh, God. How bad? Like, "no wedding" bad?
 * Phil: Yeah. Little worse than that.


 * Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
 * Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
 * Stu: You have a wife?
 * Chow: Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

Taglines

 * Bangkok has them now.
 * We're in Bangkok?!
 * We made a pact, Wolfpack only.
 * I have a demon in me.
 * No one here has to know.
 * We had a sick night!
 * We love to party!

Cast

 * Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck
 * Ed Helms - Stu Price
 * Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner
 * Justin Bartha - Doug Billings
 * Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow
 * Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner
 * Sasha Barrese - Tracy Billings
 * Jamie Chung - Lauren Srisai
 * Mason Lee - Teddy Srisai
 * Paul Giamatti - Kingsley