The House Bunny

The House Bunny is a 2008 film about a former Playboy bunny who signs up to be the new house mother at an unnamed university's nerdiest sorority, Zeta Alpha Zeta, after being kicked out of the Playboy Mansion.
 * Directed by Fred Wolf. Written by Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith.

For the girls of ZETA house college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.taglines

Shelley

 * Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.
 * The eyes are the nipples of the face.
 * SWEET BALLS!!!
 * President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.
 * Kindness is just love with its work boots on.
 * Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!
 * I gotta meet this fricken bird!
 * OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!
 * I like that word...Man Hole.
 * A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
 * I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.

Dialogue

 * Shelley: Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!
 * Marvin: I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
 * Shelley: But I'm 27.
 * Marvin: Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.


 * Shelley: I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
 * Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold?
 * Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen."


 * Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
 * Shelley: Yeah, hence!


 * Natalie: Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
 * Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
 * Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.


 * Shelley: I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
 * Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
 * Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
 * Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
 * Shelley: He's gay?

Taglines

 * For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.
 * They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate.
 * Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet.
 * Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College.

Cast

 * Anna Faris - Shelley Darlington
 * Colin Hanks - Oliver
 * Emma Stone - Natalie
 * Kat Dennings - Mona
 * Christopher McDonald - Dean Simmons
 * Beverly D'Angelo - Mrs. Hagstrom
 * Leslie Del Rosario - Sienna
 * Katharine McPhee - Harmony
 * Rumer Willis - Joanne
 * Kiely Williams - Lilly
 * Nick Swardson - Photographer
 * Dana Goodman - Carrie Mae
 * Kimberly Makkouk - Tanya
 * Monet Mazur - Cassandra
 * Tyson Ritter - Colby
 * Sarah Wright - Ashley
 * Rachel Specter - Courtney
 * Owen Benjamin - Marvin