The Incredible Crash Dummies (film)

The Incredible Crash Dummies is a 1993 American-Canadian computer-animated television special. It was produced in 1993. In the United States, it originally aired on Fox Kids. It was later repacked as a video to be sold with two of the Crash Dummy action figures (Ted and a "purple/gold" repainted Junkman). It was the first full-length television cartoon created using computer graphics.
 * Directed by Mark Mariutto. Written by Savage Steve Holland and Bill Kopp.

Don't You Be a Dummy. Buckle Your Safety Belt, and leave the crashing to us.

Dr. Zub

 * Ted's head has been altered to fit only the Torso 9000. You could say, Ted's really sticking his neck out for safety! [chuckles]

Dialogue

 * Spin: Boy! This is really super-secret, eh Doc?
 * Dr. Zub: [chuckles; to Spin] You bet your lugnuts!


 * [Slick and Spin crash a motorcycle]
 * Slick: That was beautiful, Spin -- I just went to pieces!
 * Spin: Really? Did the camera get it?
 * Slick: I forgot to take the lens-cap off.
 * Spin: Give me my leg so I can run away!


 * Ted: But I need my body! It's got my arms and legs on it!
 * Slick: We'll find it!
 * Spin: Yeah! It didn't just get up and walk away.
 * Dr. Zub: [indicating a Junkman-shaped hole in the door] As a matter of fact, Spin, that's precisely what happened.


 * Junkman: Piston Head! Get me that microdisc!
 * Piston Head: As you command, master. What is the first step?
 * Junkman: To get off the roof, you idiot!
 * Piston Head: As you command, o junkful one.
 * [Piston Head steps off the roof and falls into a rubbish skip]
 * Junkman: What a moron.


 * Dr. Zub: That was quite a test-run out there!
 * Ted: I ironed out a few bugs. How's the Torso 9000?
 * Dr. Zub: The Torso is fine, Ted -- and once we get you back together, you'll be fine, too. After all, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
 * Ted: Not at the moment, Doc.

Voice cast

 * James Rankin as Slick and Jackhammer.
 * Michael Carvana as Spin.
 * John Stocker as Dr. Zub and Horst.
 * Dan Hennessey as Junkman.
 * Lee MacDougall as Ted.
 * Richard Binsley as Spare Tire and Pistonhead.
 * Paul Haddad as Bull and Daryl.
 * Susan Roman as Computer voice.