The Invisibles (TV series)

The Invisibles is a drama from the BBC following the adventures of two retired crooks, returning to the UK after time spent abroad.

Episode 1

 * [The two Invisibles, Maurice and Syd, are climbing over the fence into a large property. Maurice is giving Syd a boost.]


 * Maurice: Argh
 * Syd: What?
 * Maurice: I think you might've put a little weight on in the intervening years.
 * Syd: It's my shoes. They've got very heavy soles.




 * Syd: You never lose it.




 * [Syd and Maurice are sitting in front of a very complex looking alarm system.]


 * Syd: Don't worry, there isn't a car I can't drive, or an alarm I can't silence. It always comes down to two wires, without fail.
 * Maurice: But which two?
 * Syd: That's where all the years of experience come from Maurice.
 * Maurice: Well go on then, cut it!
 * Syd: All right! Eeney meeney miney...
 * Maurice: NO!
 * Syd: ...mo.
 * [The system cuts out; Syd cut the right wire]
 * Syd: I can do this with me eyes shut. See that's where you and me are different Maurice. You always expect the worst where...
 * Maurice: ...you're a pathalogical optimist.