The Jetsons

The Jetsons was an animated prime-time television series about a nuclear family in the space age future, produced by Hanna-Barbera from 1962. After being re-run on Saturday morning for decades, new episodes were produced in 1985 and 1987 for syndication.

A Date with Jet Screamer [1.2]

 * Jane: Hello honey! Bad day at the office?
 * George: Yeah. Those three hour work days are killing me.

The Coming of Astro [1.4]

 * George: And they say dogs are loyal.

Jetson's Nite Out [1.5]

 * George: Well now, "Football coach predicts victory at tonight's game". I wonder what he's got to say.
 * Coach: We'll moider dem.

The Flying Suit [1.7]

 * Cogswell: With this flight suit, we bombed.

Uniblab [1.10]

 * George Jetson: It'll be easy. I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again.
 * [Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
 * George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
 * Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
 * George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
 * Mr. Spacely: That's correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, because you have exactly 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK!




 * George Jetson: I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron.




 * George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?

Las Venus [1.17]

 * Gigi Galaxy: Come in, darling. I'm Gigi Galaxy. What did you say your name was?
 * George Jetson: [stammers]
 * Gigi Galaxy: What, darling?
 * George Jetson: Oh, I'm-I'm, George Sprocket of Spacely Jetsons.
 * Gigi Galaxy: Now, darling, sit down and tell me... who are you?
 * George Jetson: My... my... my name is George Darling. Uh, I mean, Jetson.

Elroy's Mob [1.24]

 * Jane Jetson: Our son has run away!
 * George Jetson: Don't worry, honey, he won't get far. Where can a kid like him go?
 * Jane Jetson: No place. Just to the moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn...
 * George Jetson: [blubbering] That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!

Instant Replay [2.7]

 * Irene Kingmaker: And that goes for your whole family, including that pie-faced piece of scrap metal.
 * Rosie: [rips off her dress] Thank you for making my day.

Jetsons' Millions [2.28]

 * Mr. Spacely: I'll give you a vacation. For the rest of your life!
 * George: Thank you, Mr. Spacely.
 * Mr. Spacely: You still don't get it, Jetson. You're through. Forever.
 * George: Well, it sure sounds like you mean it this time. [laughs] Goodbye Mr. Spacely.
 * Mr. Spacely: 20 years of firing him and now he just walks out. That's gratitude for you.

Future Tense [2.32]

 * George: Whoopee! We're still rich.
 * IRS agent: Not quite. Heh-heh-heh. Taxes R Us. Let's see, with income averaging over three fiscal years minus the capital gain, there. [takes most of the money] And the rest is all yours. Well, thanks for your cooperation.

Robot's Revenge [2.36]

 * Ralph: Ooh, don't do that. You'll get your clothes all wrinkly. My name is Ralph, and anything you want, just.. Oh, oh, it's you. The lousy tipper.
 * George: I never tipped the guys who worked here before you.
 * Ralph: Uh huh? See why they all quit?

Repeated quotes

 * George Jetson: JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! HELP! JANE!




 * Mr. Spacely: Jetson, you're fired!

Films

 * The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987)
 * Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

About

 * I told them 1,000 years from now or a million years, the problem is always going to be parking.
 * Joseph Barbera "Top Cat" by Duncan Campbell, The Guardian, (27 December 2000).