The King of Queens (season 3)


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The King of Queens (1998-2007) is an American situation comedy series on the CBS network about a package deliveryman, his wife, and her father, who all live together in Queens, New York.

Fatty McButterpants [3.03]

 * Doug: Hi, shirt! You get to be draped across my nipples! Congrats!


 * Doug: Hi. I'm Doug. (strikes a pose) I'm a Pisces. I like walks in the rain and bags of pork rinds.
 * Doug: Don't work out with my milk, okay?

Wedding Presence [3.12]

 * Photographer: Okay, everybody, say "Wedded bliss!".
 * Everyone: Wedded bliss!
 * Photographer: (When carrie and dowug try to get in the picture)Groom's family only.
 * [At the beach, Arthur and Spence are walking home towards the sunset]
 * ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪
 * ♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me 'til the end ♪
 * ♪ People let me tell you bout my best friend ♪
 * ♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy ♪
 * ♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪
 * ♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son ♪
 * ♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
 * ♪ Yes he's my best friend ♪
 * [Last lines]

Hi-Def Jam [3.13]

 * Stephanie Heffernan: [Doug's sister] I don't think I've ever seen so many marionettes before.