The Knights of Prosperity

The Knights of Prosperity is a 2007 ABC TV comedy series created by Rob Burnett and Jon Beckerman, who also created the NBC dramedy Ed. The show follows a group of misfits — the titular knights — who attempt to rob various celebrities.

Pilot

 * Eugene: Lord, may this bag please contain the key to apartment 18-A so that we may more easily rob Mick Jagger.

Operation: Seduce Simone

 * [Eugene fails to climb a ladder.]
 * Eugene: Most of my athleticism is of a horizontal nature.


 * Louis: Excuse, miss. Is this black man bothering you?