The Last Bounty Hunter

The Last Bounty Hunter is a live-action laserdisc video game released by American Laser Games in 1994.

Saloon Girl

 * Say aren't you that famous bounty hunter the whole towns a buzzin' about? So you're gonna take on those 4 vicious outlaws? Well ya got guts!


 * (after you send a guy through a table) Ah, We were going to re-model anyway!

Gen. Clinton Briggs

 * You're the new bounty hunter right? Well come on, use that gun!
 * You crazy enough to take on El Loco? Here.  Take this!  [after the player defeats El Loco]
 * You bagged Handsome Harry. Here's a bag of cash!
 * Looks like you was nastier than Nasty Dan! Here you go!
 * You caught the Kid! Here's your allowance!

Handsome Harry

 * I gave up being a lawyer and became a killer. Figured I'd get into a more respectable line of work. I'm Handsome Harry.


 * I'm way too good looking for Jail!


 * You don't want me! I'm unarmed!

Nasty Dan

 * Like robbin' and killin' was something to be ashamed of!


 * You know i've killed over 50 bounty hunters Just like you! Before I even knew it was aginst the Law!


 * You're closer... (puts a cigar in his mouth) But no cigar!


 * :[After being captured] Ooooh! I may be captured, but I can still be VERY nasty!

El Loco

 * In this cantina the tequila always comes with a little drop.... ME!


 * You want tequila? El Loco will be happy to KILL YA!

The Cactus Kid

 * Bounty Hunter, I got an awesome bullet right here, with your name on it! How do you spell... Stupid?


 * You're getting closer, Bounty Hunter. What d'ya got, a deathwish?


 * I'm The Kid and these are my toys (pulls his guns) Let's play!


 * Cactus Kid: You ain't seen the last of The Kid!


 * Arresting officer: Oh grow up!

The Doctor

 * I've got to practice? YOU need to!


 * (in the arcade version when you're out of lives) I can't do nothing for ya, unless you're willing to pay!


 * Hey, Poor Bronkoust has just busted everyone out of Jail!

The Undertaker

 * Have you considered our layaway plan?


 * Good thing you're such a lousey shot. Otherwise we'd have never met!

Miscellaneous

 * Thin Sheriff: We don't need you around here, Bounty Hunter...(gets shot) ..of course I could be wrong!


 * Fat Sheriff: JAIL BREAK! Time for me to go!


 * Fat Sheriff: Looks like trouble, I'm out of here!


 * Chinese Girl: In Chinatown if you end up stiff, its not from too much starch!


 * Mexican Civilian: AY! Late for Church again!?


 * Gambling Man: (After you shoot a man though a poker table) Aw! I was winnin' that hand!


 * Showgirl: Oh, well; we were gonna remodel anyway.