The Loud House (season 5)

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 (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

Schooled! [5.1-5.2]

 * Lincoln: OK everybody, up top. [all five high-five] First middle school high five, check. Who's ready to rock day one? [Everyone groans]
 * Rusty: I know I am. Grew this sweet new 'stache over the summer, so I'm golden.
 * Zach: OK, A: I'd hardly call that a 'stache. And B: why can't you just admit you're nervous like the rest of us?
 * Lincoln: Guys, there's nothing to be nervous about. Especially because we'll all be together in Mrs. Salter's class, which Lynn said rules.
 * Clyde: But Lincoln, we're gonna get eaten alive! We're not big fish anymore.
 * Lincoln: Everybody calm down, I'm telling you. [blows harmonica and clears his throat.] As long as we're together, we'll be fine.

Cow Pie Kid [5.5a]

 * Announcer: Now pitching for the Kangaroos is rookie Liam Hunnicut! Word is that captain Lynn Loud recruited him from the farm after seeing him toss some cow pies. Let's see how this kid does with a baseball.

Saved By the Spell [5.5b]

 * Lincoln: Thanks for buying me a snack, Clyde. You have no idea how much it costs to feed and house a dove.
 * Clyde: You bet. Just two best friends sharing some dried apples! Nothing unusual at all.
 * Meryl: Those are some healthy choices, boys!
 * Zach: Hey, guys! Fancy running into you here.
 * Lincoln: At school?
 * Zach: [waves a pocket watch] Behold, this antique pocket watch. Look closely at it and relax your mind.
 * Lincoln: Zach, why are you showing me an old watch?
 * Zach: Shh. Just focus on the watch. Let's talk about dancing. It's so cool. You want to dance. You need to dance.
 * Lincoln: [stops the watch] Nice try, Zach, but I'm sticking with my magic act. [leaves]
 * Zach: I don't understand why it didn't work.
 * ''[The two exit before the camera reveals Zack unknowingly hypnotized Meryl instead; she dances for two uncomfortable students.]
 * Meryl: I wanna boot-scoot! I need to boot-scoot! Aw, yeah, aw, yeah!