The Man from Toronto (2022 film)

 is a American action comedy about the world's deadliest assassin and Yorktown, Virginia's biggest screw-up who are mistaken for each other at a cabin rental.
 * Directed by . Written by Robbie Fox and Chris Bremner.

Hitman meets Dead Man. (taglines)

Teddy

 * Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddy-box. It's all the "wow" without the "ow".
 * Welcome. Welcome to Teddybox. I, of course, am Teddy Jackson, and guess what? Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don't you forget it.

The Man from Toronto

 * I was raised by my grandfather on a frozen lake 50 miles from nowhere. He was a kind man. He taught me many useful things.

Dialogue

 * Lori: If a paralegal screws up, they say they Teddyed it.
 * Teddy: They named a screw-up after me?
 * Lori: You're actually a verb now. [she chuckles]


 * Marty: [he shows Teddy one of the flyers] See these flyers you made up? I spent my entire marketing budget on these things, and we ain't got one bite.
 * Teddy: Marty, they're gonna come through that door any day, any minute. You just gotta be patient. You know that.
 * Marty: Well, they would be. If you had put the address on this thing!
 * Teddy: [he takes the flyer and opens it] What? I mean, who really needs addresses?
 * Marty: My customers.
 * Teddy: Then they'll call you, Marty.
 * Marty: You left out the phone number too.
 * Teddy: Dammit, did I?
 * Marty: Teddy, you're a nice guy. You really are. But I need a dude with some grit.


 * Teddy: Here's a little secret of mine. I love 19th-century American poetry. It's my hobby.
 * The Man from Toronto: Let's hear some Keats.
 * Teddy: You wanna hear her old stuff or her new stuff?
 * The Man from Toronto: Well, he... Died at 25.


 * The Man from Toronto: You think you know me? I know you. I looked at your little online gym channel. Seven views. With one upload three years ago. And seven views.
 * Teddy: Yeah. Three comments.
 * The Man from Toronto: Yeah. You think a low toner got you into this situation? No. Never doing what you say you're gonna do is what got you into this situation.


 * The Man from Toronto: Who's she with?
 * Teddy: Her friend, Anne. Why?
 * The Man from Toronto: You didn't tell me about Anne.
 * Teddy: I didn't know that I had to tell you about Anne.
 * The Man from Toronto: [he sighs and gets uncomfortable]]
 * Teddy: What's the problem?
 * The Man from Toronto: I get uncomfortable... Around women.


 * Teddy: Lori!
 * Lori: Teddy?
 * Teddy: [he runs towards Lori on the train station platform] Hey.
 * Lori: Oh my God, what the hell happened to you?
 * Teddy: A lot of stuff.
 * Lori: Honey, yeah, you're bleeding.
 * Teddy: It's not all my blood.
 * Lori: Okay, you need medical attention.

Taglines

 * Hitman meets Dead Man.

Cast

 * Kevin Hart as Teddy
 * Woody Harrelson as "The Man from Toronto"
 * Jasmine Mathews as Lori
 * as Anne
 * as Agent Lawrence
 * as Agent Davis
 * Alejandro de Hoyos as Colonel Marin
 * as Daniela Marin
 * as The Handler
 * as "The Man from Miami"
 * as "The Man from Tokyo"
 * as "The Man from Moscow"
 * Glenn Ennis, Justin Howell and Nathaniel Shuker as The Tacoma Brothers, collectively known as "The Man from Tacoma"
 * as Agent Santoro
 * Martin Roach as Marty