The Neighborhood (TV series)

The Neighborhood (2018–present) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS.

Pilot [1.01]

 * [first lines]
 * Calvin Butler: Hey Grover, we're almost there. Check out our new neighborhood.

Welcome to the Repipe [1.02]

 * Calvin Butler: There's no such thins as a good plumber. I mean, for real.


 * Tina Butler: Judging from the smile on his face, he liked it.
 * Gemma Johnson: OK, look at this place. I'm so sick of living in all this mess.
 * Tina Butler: Oh don't worry, they'll fix the pipe, you'll unpack, and before you know it you'll be enjoying your beautiful home.

Welcome to the Bully [2.02]

 * Calvin: Hey, Dave.
 * Dave: Hey, Calvin. I didn't see you there.
 * Calvin: Hey, so I, uh heard Grover got into a fight at school yesterday.
 * Dave: Yeah, apparently, this kid Justin has been bullying him. Pushing him, making fun of his clothes, which make no sense, because I spent a lot of time picking them out.
 * Calvin: Oh, wow. That's... that's rough, man. So, where are you taking him to celebrate?
 * Dave: What? Celebrate?
 * Calvin: Yeah, he's one and oh! That's how Tyson got started. The kid's lucky he didn't bite his ear off.


 * Gemma: Oh, my God, what happened?
 * Dave: Justin's dad got a little heated, and he punched me.
 * Gemma: What? Are you okay?
 * Dave: Yeah, I'm -I'm fine.
 * Gemma: I can't believe he beat you up.
 * Grover: No, Mom he didn't! Dad totally kick his butt! It was awesome!
 * Gemma: Is that true?
 * Dave: It wasn't what I wanted. But it was pretty awesome.

Welcome to the Movement [3.01]

 * Gemma: Oh, my god.

Welcome to the Rooster [3.04]

 * Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Welcome to the Turnaround [3.06]

 * Gemma: Hey, sis.
 * Brittany: If you're here because something is missing from your house, it wasn't me this time. I stole the bracelet from you years ago. So what do you want?
 * Gemma: I came to apologize. I said some pretty terrible things to you that I wish I could take back. But you gonna understand, I was really embarrassed.
 * Brittany: Well, I'm sorry I embarrass you. What do I need to do to get your approval? Be a doctor? A lawyer? Just tell me, because I know a guy, and I can get a license tomorrow.
 * Gemma: You don't need my approval.
 * Brittany: I know I don't need it. But it doesn't mean I don't want it. Gemma you're my big sister. I look up to you.
 * Gemma: I'm sorry. Instead of supporting you, I got caught up in my own feelings when I should've been thinking about yours.
 * Brittany: It's okay.
 * Gemma: No, it isn't. You doing it something with you life, and you're really good at it. And I am really proud to be your big sister.
 * Brittany: You really mean it?
 * Gemma: Absolutely. And if I ever say anything that makes you feel any different, just slap one of your leather muzzles on me.
 * Brittany: Thanks, Gem, that mean the world.
 * [Brittany hugs Gemma.]
 * Brittany: And I'm really sorry I made you look bad in front of all those people from work.
 * Gemma: Actually, you didn't.
 * Brittany: What is this?
 * Gemma: A list of orders. Turns out I work with a bunch of freaks.

Welcome to the Family [4.01]

 * Gemma: Oh! He's African American!

Welcome to the Ring [4.22]

 * Tina: That ain't happening.


 * Calvin: Oh.

Welcome to the Future [5.18]

 * Marty: Okay.

Welcome to the Opening Night [5.22]

 * Calvin: Wait.

Cast

 * Cedric the Entertainer - Calvin Butler
 * Max Greenfield - Dave Johnson
 * Tichina Arnold - Tina Butler
 * Beth Behrs - Gemma Johnson
 * Sheaun McKinney - Malcolm Butler
 * Marcel Spears - Marty Butler
 * Hank Greenspan - Grover Johnson