The Nekci Menij Show

The Nekci Menij Show is a 2012 British animated web series created by David Monger. The show centers on the conflictive relationships of female popstars, and serves as a satire of the public's perception and scrutiny of female popstars, as well as a parody of stan culture.

Trolling Brinty

 * Nekci Menij: Hay Brinty.
 * Brinty Spreas: Hrey!
 * Nekci Menij: Brinty, yr such a flop.
 * Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y wud u sey dis to me?
 * Nekci Menij: U havnt had a hit in yrs.
 * Brinty Spreas: Dis is upsetin me.
 * Nekci Menij: Even Rhenna is beter dan u, and luk at teh state of dat.
 * Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y tho?
 * Nekci Menij: Brinty pls.


 * Ladey Gags: Hay Rhenna.
 * Rhenna: Hrey Gags, wuu2?
 * Ladey Gags: Jus bin tourin n drivin n stuf.

Da Quen B

 * Kety Perr: Hay Nekci!
 * Nekci Menij: WTF Kety? U luk lyk shite. Try to b orignel nxt tym.
 * Bayonse: Gooorl! WTF is this?
 * Nekci Menij: O, hrey Bayonse.
 * Bayonse: Nekci, this is bayond a jk. U 2 r copyin me.
 * Kety Perr: Whats--?
 * Bayonse: W0, wo, wo. Hu is dis?
 * Kety Perr: Im Kety Perr.
 * Bayonse: Nvr herd of u Karly. Nekci, hu is dis bitch?
 * Nekci Menij: Its Kety Perr.
 * Bayonse: I dnt no any Stacey, she can go suk a dik.
 * Kety Perr: K.


 * Bayonse: Im da Quen B.
 * Nekci Menij: Erm, ders only wun quen, and dats Medoner... bitch.
 * Bayonse: Um hu?
 * Medoner: L-V-U, Medoner.
 * Kety Perr: Not again, OMG.
 * Bayonse: O shit, not dat bitch.
 * Nekci Menij: Medoner, dese hoes copyied me.
 * Medoner: WTF Nekci?! Dont spek to me agen! Y u in my hous?
 * Bayonse: Nekci, u sed dis was ur hous.
 * Nekci Menij: Bayonse pls.


 * Medoner: Spekin of wich, hu wants to buy my new ablum MDNE?
 * Nekci Menij: How meny do u hav left?
 * Medoner: Lyk 2 or sumthin. [lots of albums fall on Kety Perr] ...Poor Kelly.

Telephone

 * Medoner: Nekci, if ur goin to halp me I need u to undrstadn how I werk.
 * Nekci Menij: K.
 * Medoner: U probly havnt seen one of thee bfor. Im told its the newist thing; all the kids r on it. [landline phone appears] I think its cald Facebook. [telehone rings] O, luk, sum1s tweeting me. Helo, quen of pop speking. O Nekci, its for u.


 * Ladey Gags: Loool!
 * Rhenna: Gags, y did u say u where me?
 * Ladey Gags: Rhenna, I dunt undersatnd ur qwestun. Anywey, im stil in a troling mood. Hu shal we cal?


 * Xtine: Helo?
 * Ladey Gags: Hi Xtine, I jus got arrestid for spedin.
 * Xtine: OMG Gags, so interestign!
 * Ladey Gags: I was goin to fast up the charts, honey. Al sortid now tho. Dey made me lisen to Bionic as comunety servis.
 * Xtine: I wud giv a wity repons abut ur letist flop album, but I hav nvr lisend to ur werk. Hold on I hav anutha call.


 * Medoner: Hrelo?
 * Kety Perr: Hay, its me, Kety. Jus wondrin if u wan 2 c my new flim Pert of Me in 3D--
 * Medoner: No, I dnt Keisha.


 * Medoner: So wher wer we?
 * Nekci Menij: U wer abt to cahnge ur wil and leav all ur muny to Nekci Menij then comit sucide.
 * Medoner: K, if u sey so Xtine.
 * Xtine: WTF Nekci? Get out of our convo!
 * Nekci Menij: Hold on gentelmen, I hav anuthr call.


 * Bayonse: Bayonse on the line for Gags.
 * Ladey Gags: Hrey Bayonse, hav u herd Medoners new album is a flop?
 * Bayonse: Not now Gags, ive﻿ decidid to refrom destins child but kely is busy and i cant rember the othr 1s naem. Do u wana b in it?
 * Ladey Gags: Sure Bayonse, that snds swell.
 * Xtine: Can I b in it? [Bayonse and Gags hang up] Fyn!

Bron Dis Wey

 * Kety Perr: Hay Gags!
 * Ladey Gags: Wholey shet! The fak do u want Kety?
 * Kety Perr: Gags, rember wen I visetid te othr dey?
 * Ladey Gags: Vivedly. I haf sins changd my adres.
 * Kety Perr: Wel, u sed u wud com to teh premer of my new flim Pert of Me in--
 * Ladey Gags: O Kety, im v soray. By sum crule twast of fete I haf sceduld myslef to perfrom my "Bron Dis Wey Bal" at the esact sem tym.
 * Kety Perr: But I diednt sey wut tym teh flim sterted.


 * Ladey Gags: Up on da stege, a fracshen of her age, nd i luk much betr dan Medoner. She is a flop (flop), her tits hav droped (droped), its bin yrs sins she hed a hit.
 * Ke@$h₤r: Nekci cnt rap, she luks lyk crap and Destins Child oewn her. Rhenna dusnt rhyme wit anythen, but she is ovesly shit.


 * Nekci Menij: Wow, Adole is obsesd wiv eatin. How orignel.
 * Adole: Nekci, dnt be roud.
 * Nekci Menij: O, sry Adole, ur ovusly prignent. Congretulashen!
 * Adole: Um yes, dats it. I can heer teh beby kicin alredi.
 * Kety Perr [in Adole's stomach]: Ders food evriwhar. Dis luks exacly lyk my video fer "Celifirn Gorls"...

Haus Perty

 * Medoner: So yeh Jasy J, iv alweys bin v popelar in the unated kengdim.
 * Jasy J: O, so dats whey Giv Me Al Yur Lufin barly maed the Top 40. Maks senc Medoner.
 * Medoner: O, sry Jasy i foergot 2 brake my own leg for simpethy sells.
 * Jasy J: O, dat remends me, cen u sine my cast?
 * Medoner: Shur thing darling [writes "get a career soon LVU medoner xoxo" on Jasy's cast].


 * Adole: Hay Gags, whers the bufey? I cent find the buffay.
 * Ladey Gags: Calm ur tits Adole, dnt writ an ablum abut it. Ke@$h₤r maed anuthr bufet tabel jus for u.
 * Adole: Tank fuk for dat.
 * Ladey Gags: Altho loks lyk Merna & The Dermonds is abut to tek the last minic chaseceke.
 * Adole: Wot? [Merna & The Dermonds eats the last mini cheesecake, which makes Adole cry with "Someone Like You" playing in the background]


 * Medoner: Hay Xtine, iv got a jk for u.
 * Xtine: K.
 * Medoner: Wot wes ur last singel cald?
 * Xtine: I dnt no Medoner, wot was it cald
 * Medoner: Wel, if yuo dnt even no its no wender it mised the Top 100.


 * Ke@$h₤r: Guise, eny requists for teh DJ?
 * Medoner: Gorl Gon Waild.
 * Nekci Menij: Pend The Alerm.
 * Xtine: Not Myslef Tonite.
 * Brinty Spreas: I wena go.
 * Ke@$h₤r: Gud idea Brinty.
 * Brinty Spreas: No, I men I accualy wena go, dis perty is shiter than the remix [Brinty leaves the room].
 * Ke@$h₤r: O, did I her sum1 requist live perfromans of Blow by Ke@$h₤r? K then.