The Odd Couple

The Odd Couple was a Broadway show, movie, and TV series.

Dialogue

 * Oscar (to Felix): You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred-and-sixty-eight times I can't .. stand .. little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger!


 * Oscar (to Felix): I have a typewritten list in my office of the 10 most annoying things you do that drive me berserk.


 * Oscar (repeating Felix's warning): 'Let it be on your head.' What the hell is that, the Curse of the Cat People?

 
 * Roy (Oscar's poker-playing buddy, sniffing): What is that, disinfectant? . . . It's the cards. He washed the cards.
 * Oscar has just talked to Felix's wife about Felix, who is missing:
 * Murray: Is that what he said? 'I'm going to go out and kill myself?'
 * Oscar: I don't know, Murray, she didn't read it to me. :Murray: You mean he left a note?
 * Oscar: No, he sent a telegram. :Murray: A telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?
 * Oscar: Felix the Nut, that's who. Can you imagine receiving something like that? She even had to tip the kid a quarter.


 * The Pigeon Sisters: Ta Ta.