The Opening of Misty Beethoven

The Opening of Misty Beethoven is a 1976 American pornographic film that is a take-off of Shaw's play Pygmalion, about a sexologist who tries transforming a prostitute into a goddess of passion.
 * Directed by Radley Metzger (as Henry Paris). Written by Jake Barns.

She learned to swallow her pride...

Misty Beethoven

 * I'm gonna suck your cock like the inside of a ripe mango.
 * Ripe mango, take two...

Dialogue

 * Seymour Love: What's your name?
 * Misty Beethoven: Misty Beethoven.
 * Seymour Love: Is that your real name?
 * Misty Beethoven: No. It's not. I took it to sound more important.
 * Seymour Love: What was it before?
 * Misty Beethoven: Dolores Beethoven.
 * Seymour Love: I should have guessed.


 * Misty Beethoven: What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?
 * Seymour Love: There aren't as many Italians in Rome.


 * Seymour Love: Misty, never forget the cock. As Hyman Mandel once said, "never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right."
 * Misty Beethoven: Who's Hyman Mandel?
 * Seymour Love: I don't know. I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club.


 * Seymour Love: Hey! Hey, where are you going? You can't leave now. Stay, you can have Caesar!
 * Misty Beethoven: Why would I want Caesar? I already have Napoleon.


 * Seymour Love: Do you know why people have unsatisfactory sexual relations?
 * Misty Beethoven: No.
 * Seymour Love: Because they talk too goddam much.

Cast

 * Constance Money - Misty Beethoven
 * Jamie Gillis - Dr. Seymour Love
 * Calvin Culver (aka Casey Donovan) as Jacque Beudant, art dealer
 * Jacqueline Beudant - Geraldine Rich
 * Gloria Leonard - Barbara
 * Terri Hall - Tanya
 * Mark Margolis - unhappy man