The Other Woman (2014 film)

The Other Woman is a 2014 American romantic comedy film about three women—Carly, Kate, and Amber—who are all romantically involved with the same man.
 * Directed by Nick Cassavetes. Written by Melissa Stack.

The oddest friends are about to get even. (taglines)

Kate

 * I swear, every time I look through a set of binoculars, he's got a new mistress.

Carly Whitten

 * If we find anymore mistresses I'm going to have to send her to rehab.
 * You slept with him, didn't you? One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.

Amber

 * We should kick him in the balls!

Other

 * Lydia: Selfish people live longer.
 * Mark King: I wouldn't even be me without you. I might not always get it right, but I'm right where I want to be.

Dialogue

 * Carly Whitten: I can't talk to you until you stop crying.
 * Kate King: [muffled crying] I want to. Let me just... I'm sorry. I just am sad.
 * Carly Whitten: Then cry on the inside like a winner.


 * Carly Whitten: Between the two of us he has the perfect woman, what else would he need?
 * Kate King: The one thing we're not giving him: sex.


 * Kate King: [referring to Amber] Can we keep her?
 * Carly Whitten: No, we can't keep her. We already have a dog at home.


 * Carly Whitten: Sorry. I'm usually a fun date. I am.
 * Phil: I'm having fun.
 * Carly Whitten: Yeah?
 * Phil: Not a lot of it, but some.


 * Carly Whitten: You wrecked two marriages!
 * Lydia: One of them was mine, so that doesn't count.


 * Carly Whitten: Also, what is up with your insanely hot brother?
 * Kate King: No! You can't have my husband and my brother! That's being very greedy!
 * Carly Whitten: I'm not being greedy, you're being greedy.
 * Kate King: What?
 * Carly Whitten: He's your brother, what are you going to do with him?


 * Kate King: They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp. Oh, really, you can go, and you lay on the beach and get tan and drink ginkgo balboa all day and then you come back and you're super smart.
 * Mark King: It's ginkgo biloba. Balboa was Rocky.
 * Kate King: Right. See? See? That's why I need to go to brain camp.


 * Kate King: [after Amber suggests getting a friend to sleep with Mark] We are not hiring a hooker to sleep with my husband!
 * Amber: She's not a hooker, she's just a slut.

Taglines

 * He'll never know what hit him.
 * The oddest friends are about to get even.
 * The ultimate girls night in.

Cast

 * Leslie Mann — Kate Hampton
 * Cameron Diaz — Carly Whitten
 * Kate Upton — Amber
 * Nikolaj Coster-Waldau — Mark King
 * Taylor Kinney — Phil Hampton
 * Nicki Minaj — Lydia
 * Don Johnson — Frank Whitten
 * David Thornton — Nick
 * Victor Cruz — Fernando
 * Olivia Culpo — Raven-Haired Beauty
 * Radio Man (Craig Castaldo) — himself