The Outs

The Outs is a 2012 miniseries with six original episodes, and a seventh Chanukah Special, produced exclusively for Internet distribution. Filmed and set in Brooklyn, NY, the show tells the story of Mitchell (played by Adam Goldman), his best friend Oona (Sasha Winters), and his ex-boyfriend Jack ({Hunter Canning).

Episode 2 - Whiskey Dick

 * Jack: [to Scruffy] Every time you say what it gets a little less cute.


 * Scruffy: So since the radiator is broken and I'm 80% sure you're not trying to harvest my organs, if you promise not to get fresh, you can sleep in my room. Deal?
 * Jack: Sure. I mean yeah.

Episode 7 - Over it

 * Scruffy: [to Mitchell] I want you to look the next stranger who calls you a faggot, in the eye, and tell him that he’s a bottom feeding piece of shit. And that, as a faggot, you know how to do a lot of things to a man’s ass, one of which is kicking. And that he should sleep with his third eye open because you’re comin’ for him in his worst nightmare.  And if he has a problem with any of that, then he can drop and give you 20 blow jobs.  On the spot.  In Whole Foods.


 * Oona: [to NYU boy] If I need you I'll just run up to the roof and turn on the Frat Signal. Good luck at NYU!