The Patrick Star Show/Season 2

The Patrick Star Show is an American animated television series and a spinoff of SpongeBob SquarePants. The show features Patrick Star and his family hosting a talk show.

The Patrick Show Cashes In [2.1a]

 * Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season [holds two fingers] 2! Let's take a look!
 * Patrick: [off-screen] Are you ready for season 2?
 * Attendees: Season 2! Season 2!

10 And 1 Toilets [2.3a]

 * Squidina: Hey, Patrick. Didn't you say there were 11 puppies.
 * Patrick: Uh-huh.
 * Squidina: Well, I only see eight.
 * Patrick: [looks, then shrugs] I don't know. Math is hard.
 * Squidina: Look, there's only three puppies now.
 * Patrick: [looking around] Oh, where'd the other 12 go?
 * Squidina: I don't know. [grabs Patrick's shirt collar] And let's never take our eyes off... [looks behind, gasps] THE PUPPIES!  THEY'VE BEEN TOILET-NAPPED!!!  What do we do?
 * Patrick: The one thing we can do.
 * Patrick and Squidina: [jump up and scream] Go get Mom! [run off]

Big Baby Patrick [2.7b]

 * [After Patrick literally eats SpongeBob's ice cream]
 * SpongeBob: NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH ME EAT THE ICE CREAM, AND WANT YOUR OWN SO BAD THAT YOU'LL GROW UP AND STOP BEING A BABY!!!

Best Served Cold [2.9a]

 * Grim Reaper: Curse that GrandPat Star, [crumbles water cup] eluding me for centuries. I'll get him one of these days.
 * Ice cream man: Hmm. [bell dings, gets idea] Hey.
 * Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Huh?
 * Ice cream man: [points to them] You all hate the Star family?
 * Fentin, Gladys, the Grim Reaper, and Squidward: Oh, yeah. / Uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Ice cream man: [stands on table] Well, so do I. I say we team up and finally get revenge on them, once and for all!
 * Fentin, Gladys, and the Grim Reaper: [raise hands] Yeah!
 * Squidward: Yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea!
 * Plankton: [appears under Walter] You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place to hatch a revenge scheme. It's also a great place to [takes out chum] buy chum, [points to them] which none of you did! You bums get out of here! [points to table] And leave those free waters!

Much Tofu About Nothing [2.10b]

 * Todd: May the best food product win.
 * Shmeat: [speaking quickly] Yeah, well, that's not you, it's me, see? Tofu's not even a food, is it? Is tofu food? I don't know.