The Raccoons on Ice

The Raccoons on Ice is the second of four specials leading up to the television series The Raccoons. It initially aired on CBC and in syndication on December 20, 1981.

Dialogue

 * Sophia: Oh, clumsy me, did I hurt you?
 * Cedric: Oh no, I'm okay, are you?
 * Sophia: I'm fine. My name is Sophia Tutu.
 * Cedric: I'm C-c-c-c-c-c-Cedric Sneer.
 * Sophia: Well, Cedric, I surpose I should get back to my swan glides.
 * Cedric: S-s-s-s-s-s-swan glides?
 * [Musical interlude: "To Have You"]
 * Cedric: Sophia, can I buy you a cup of hot choc, em, lot choclate, err....
 * Sophia: Hot chocolate? I'd love one!


 * Cyril: Cedric! Were you skating with these creatures?
 * Bert: Cedric has joined our team! Heh, heh, heh! Now, we can beat you!
 * Cyril: Cedric! Tell me it's not true!


 * Sophia: I don't think I like Cedric's father!
 * Bert: Hey, we're the good guys, remember? So, we're supposed to win....right?


 * Bert: Pass the puck!
 * Sophia: Hi, Schaeffer!
 * [Bert scores a goal while Schaeffer is distracted]
 * Bert: Did you see that?! What a shot! Hahahahaha! I'm terrific! I'm a superstar! Phew! I'm worn out by my own brilliance!


 * Sophia: Mr. Sneer, you should be proud of Cedric! Why he's strong, talented, good looking...
 * Cyril: Who is this...thing?
 * Cedric: Pop, this is Sophia Tutu.
 * Cyril: Look here, Sofa-girl...
 * Cedric: Sophia, Pop!
 * Cyril: Sofa, couch, davenport, no matter! Stay away from my son!


 * Cedric: [talking in his sleep] Sophia...Sophia...
 * Sophia: Isn't he handsome? Like a sleeping prince...
 * Cedric: Sophia? [wakes up] Sophia! What are you doing here?
 * Sophia: We had to talk to you!
 * Cedric: But if Pop finds you, he'll be crazed! He might even use the dungeon! He always wanted to, but no one ever comes here! You've got to go!
 * Sophia: We will, but first, tell us you'll play in the game tomorrow night!
 * Bert: We could win with you!
 * Cedric: But Pop wouldn't like it! Why, I've already been grounded for a month...and no chocolate pudding!
 * Sophia: Cedric, this is bigger than chocolate pudding!


 * Sophia: Cedric Sneer, your heart is as cold and hard as a hockey puck!


 * Cyril: You dumb jocks! You wouldn't even frighten Goldilocks!

Voice cast

 * Len Carlson as Bert Raccoon
 * Michael Magee as Cyril Sneer / Snag
 * Bob Dermer as Ralph Raccoon / Bears
 * Rita Coolidge as Melissa Raccoon
 * Carl Banas as Schaeffer / Bears
 * Fred Little as Cedric Sneer
 * Sharon Lewis as Sophia Tutu
 * Tammy Bourne as Julie
 * Hadley Kay as Tommy
 * Leo Sayer as Dan the Forest Ranger
 * Danny Gallivan as Ferlin Fielddigger
 * Rich Little as Narrator