The Return of Jafar

The Return of Jafar is an American-Arabic direct-to-video sequel to the Disney hit Aladdin. It was released in 1994.

Iago

 * Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!

Dialogue

 * Iago: [smears dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find him, who's pretending to pant for breath] Aladdin! I've finally got free...of Jafar.
 * Aladdin: [angrily surprised] Iago! What are you doing here?
 * Iago: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries to grab him] AHH! Hey, I meant gentle-like!


 * Genie: [returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! He's BACK!
 * [Aladdin and Jasmine embrace him]
 * Aladdin: Genie!
 * Jasmine: You came back!
 * Genie: [turns red; winces] WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.


 * Abis Mal: [to himself after Aladdin robbed him] That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
 * Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
 * Abis Mal: [to the thieves] Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.
 * Thief: [to the other thieves] Come. We do it now. No witnesses. [draws his sword]
 * Abis Mal: [takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head] Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? [picks it up] Well... [laughs] It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. [rubs it]
 * Thief: It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It is bewitched!
 * [All the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic. Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out]
 * Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!


 * Genie: [catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape] Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. [to Jasmine] Looking great, Jazz. [to Aladdin] More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.
 * Iago: [furiously flies up to the camera] What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! [pushes Genie out of the way] The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! Break it up!


 * Jafar [to Abis Mal]: That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!


 * Genie: [runs up to Jasmine with Abu to catch up to Aladdin and the Sultan] Make room for the picnic boys!
 * Jasmine: They already left, Genie.
 * Genie: [gasps] Without us?!
 * Abu: Without us?
 * Genie: No problem. I'll catch up in a flash!
 * Jasmine: Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs some time alone with Father to patch things up.
 * Genie: [to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? [Abu nods] MORE FOOD FOR US!


 * [After defeating Jafar, everyone gathers around Iago, who appears as though injured and unconscious]
 * Aladdin: But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.
 * Iago: [coughs, as he awakens] You'd be surprised what you can live through. [coughs again]
 * Aladdin: Alright!
 * Jasmine: Oh, Iago!
 * Genie: [laughs] HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]


 * Abis Mal: [last lines after the credits] Does this mean I don't get my third wish?

Cast

 * Jonathan Freeman — Jafar
 * Gilbert Gottfried — Iago
 * Jason Alexander — Abis Mal
 * Scott Weinger — Aladdin
 * Linda Larkin — Jasmine
 * Dan Castelleneta — Genie, Omar, Thief
 * Frank Welker — Abu, Rajah, Fazal, Egg Vendor, Thief
 * Val Bettin — The Sultan
 * James J. Cummings — Razoul, Thief