The Santa Clauses

 is an American Christmas comedy television series created by and based on The Santa Clause film series, which premiered on Disney+ on November 16, 2022. It serves as a sequel to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006).

Chapter Two: The Secessus Clause

 * Marie: Lemonade just the way you like it: no lemon, extra sugar.
 * Scott: My favorite daughter-in-law. Although, I'd probably say that to anybody bring me this right about now. [drinks his lemonade] Okay. Here's why I'm here. I am retiring, and I want you to take over the family business just like you always wanted to.
 * Charlie: Uh, wow. Uh, retirement. I didn't even know you could do that. Good for you. This is gigantic news, right?
 * Marie: Yes.
 * Charlie: I mean, I don't really know what to say.
 * Marie: No. Say no. Sorry, Scott. I have a career here. I'm not moving to Greenland to catch and sell shrimp.
 * Scott: Can I have a moment with Charlie? Privately. Just one moment.
 * Charlie: Yeah, babe, just give us a sec.
 * Marie: Nope, uh-uh.
 * Charlie: Just one sec.
 * Marie: 'Cause you'll do everything for him.
 * Charlie: Just—
 * Marie: I'm not raising my kids on a trawler. Smelly, damp, swearing sea children. And what about me? I get seasick standing on the beach. No, no! The answer's no! [walks out]
 * Scott: Huh. You haven't told her. I can't believe you haven't told her.
 * Charlie: I've been waiting to find the right moment, but there's not really a good moment to say, "My dad's Santa Claus".
 * Scott: Now's a pretty good moment, otherwise she'll be at the North Pole and wonder why people are calling her Mrs. Claus.
 * Charlie: About that, Dad. Look, I love you and I cherish all the time we had in the sleigh together, but it's just asking a lot.
 * Scott: Is this because of Marie? I mean, come on. She'll warm up to it. Not literally—
 * Charlie: It's not that, Dad. Okay, it's—it's the North Pole. It’s just—it's not the best place to raise kids.
 * Scott: Oh, stop. North Pole is like a circus mixed with a zoo and playground on top of Tilt-A-Whirl.
 * Charlie: That's my point.
 * Scott: What?
 * Charlie: It's just too much.
 * Scott: Cal and Sandra are okay.
 * Charlie: Are they though? You do know that I've spent time with them, right? And that's not a criticism. I mean, you're a great father. It's the job, though. It’s just—it's not conducive to being an engaged parent.
 * Scott: Hmm. I came down here with this dream in my head that we'd work together for a couple years. I'd teach you the ropes, and then you'd take over when I couldn't do it. It was just something I was thinking about.
 * Charlie: I'm sorry, Dad. Thanks for asking me though. It means the world. [hugs him]
 * Scott: I love you so much, and I'll be alright. It'll work out.
 * Marie: [walks back in] Okay. I am starting to think you don't run a shrimp company.
 * Scott: No, no, no. Do you remember when we first met? We were at that seafood restaurant?
 * Charlie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Scott: Someone's eating shrimp next to us, so I thought of shrimp. That's the best I could come up with.
 * Marie: So you lied, which means you're either in the CIA or the mob.
 * Scott: No, no, no, no.
 * Charlie: No, no. That's not—
 * Scott: Listen, it's actually crazier than that, and Charlie is gonna have a great time explaining it to you after I'm gone because I have a deer to catch. And I already know what the boys want for Christmas next year! [leaves]
 * Charlie: Thanks, Dad.
 * Marie: Talk.

Main

 * Tim Allen - Santa Claus/Scott Calvin
 * - Mrs. Claus/Carol Calvin
 * Austin Kane - Buddy "Cal" Calvin-Claus
 * Elizabeth Allen-Dick - Sandra Calvin-Claus
 * - Betty (season 1; recurring: season 2)
 * Devin Bright - Noel
 * Rupali Redd - Grace Choksi (season 1)
 * - Simon Choksi (season 1)
 * Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias - Kris Moreno / Kris Kringle (season 2)
 * Eric Stonestreet - Magnus Antas / The Mad Santa (season 2)

Recurring

 * Isabella Bennett - Edie
 * Sasha Knight - Crouton
 * - Hugo
 * - La
 * Liam Kyle - Gary
 * Ruby Jay - Riley
 * Marta Kessler - Olga (season 2)

Guest stars

 * - Charlie Calvin
 * Peyton Manning - Himself
 * — Bernard
 * Mitch Poulos — Saint Nicholas of Myra
 * Mauricio Mendoza — Papa Noel / Santa Claus
 * Dirk Rogers —
 * — Santa Claus XVII
 * — Sara
 * — Cupid
 * — the Easter Bunny
 * (previously)
 * - the Sandman