The Screwy Truant

The Screwy Truant is a 1945 Screwy Squirrel cartoon directed by Tex Avery and released by MGM.

Screwy Squirrel

 * Well, don't want to disappoint you, chum.
 * Don't worry. I've got a plenty good reason.

Dialogue

 * [In the middle of a scene, a wolf goes by chasing Little Red Riding Hood; Screwy stops him]
 * Screwy: Wait a minute, pal. You're in the wrong picture, ain't ya, man? [pulls down main title card] See? The Screwy Truant, featuring Screwy Squirrel.
 * Wolf: Hmm. One of them corny B-pictures, eh?
 * Screwy: Oh, yeah? Listen, you. If you were my size, I'd bust you right in the nose.
 * Wolf: Oh, yeah?
 * [Wolf shrinks down to Screwy's size; Screwy shrinks even smaller and runs away]

Voice cast

 * Wally Maher as Screwy Squirrel. (uncredited)
 * Dick Nelson as Truant Officer Dog. (uncredited)