The Simpsons/Season 31

The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.

The Winter of Our Monetized Content

 * Homer Simpson: They say Muhammad Ali was the greatest of all time, but he never fought Cassius Clay.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh my God, a hipster! Marge, get him a microbrew, quick!

Go Big or Go Homer

 * Marge: [sniff, sniff] Are you wearing my perfume?
 * Homer: I like it on you, you like it on me.


 * Mike: I can't believe it! I'm 35 and I'm at the foot of the world's greatest bababoo!


 * Mike: Hey, Lenny, you duck-faced psycho!
 * Carl: I'm Carl!

Treehouse of Horror XXX

 * Homer: Len, Stop.

Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

 * Ned: Ralph, what would you say?
 * Ralph: I would say, Baby Jesus, thank you for dying for our shins.

Hail to the Teeth

 * Brandine: That's your brother. He prefers the pronoun "they", on account of the twin he absorbed in my belly.

The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson

 * Bart: Skins? That's how boys play dress-up.

Frinkcoin

 * Mr. Burns: "I'm the richest man in a town of 32,000 people."